EAV

11/06/2026

Well, this is just chipper. The main cable that applies power to our whole building has perished and shorted together.
We don’t know how long it’s going to take to replace it. So we’re stuck with no power to the whole building at 63 Russell Street.

So we are without phones, internet, light and the beer’s getting warm.

Apologies for disruption to our business. We’re going to try and install a generator to run the whole building. I’ll keep y’all posted. 

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23/05/2026

EAV's host is currently under a DDoS attack since 7:30 this morning.

Apologies if you are needing any spares on the shop or want to view the page.

09/07/2025

and we're back and there are still no stairs

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09/07/2025

Sorry if anyone is trying to get in touch with us. Our ISP seems to think 36 hours of no Internet is not a problem.
Meanwhile, no email, no phones, no accounting system, no SMS.
Apparently, they’ll have it fixed at 11 o’clock today. BOY are we lucky?

14/12/2024

Due to an unforeseen xmyth thing I will need to close early today at 2PM.

So sorry for any incontinence

23/10/2024

Dearest Gentle Browser

Today's a good day to do that thing you've been meaning to do but your fear of stairs was preventing you from doing it.

Good news from your friends at Unit 5 63 Russell Street in Morley

09/10/2024

Good Morning..

Don't forget we've moved out the back...

Unit 5 63 Russell Street Morley

NO STAIRS!

25/09/2024

Good Morning
Don't forget the new address
Unit 5 63 Russell St Morley WA 6062

Did we mention... NO STAIRS!

06/09/2024

Did we mention NO STAIRS!

Pop in and say hello. Drive/walk down the driveway and there we are.

Unit 5 63 Russell St Morley

17/08/2024

We're Back Benches.. Did You Miss Us?

The new build has gone so well. Seriously the best workshop I've worked in and the vibe is so good and all the necessary tech to fix most modern equipment.

I gotta thank my awesome crew Beers Beers Beers and Dezmondo, you guys are the pinnacle of professional.

We'll be a little tender while things settle into place but Monday 19 August is the day.

Pop in and say Gday...