Miss Emm

Miss Emm Miss Emm is a kink artisan, latex lover, and creator of unique wooden paddles and rattan canes. Located in Annandale in Sydney's inner west.

Visitors by appointment.

It's a tight election and I am going to come out swinging to earn my stripes. VOTE 1 MISS EMM FOR PM. 🗳😆
30/04/2025

It's a tight election and I am going to come out swinging to earn my stripes. VOTE 1 MISS EMM FOR PM. 🗳😆

Still undecided?❓Vote for the moderator.🗳️ You know it makes sense.😁
30/04/2025

Still undecided?❓
Vote for the moderator.🗳️
You know it makes sense.😁

Look who's hiding amongst these delightful dinosaurs!🦖🧸 Mr Ted had the honour of meeting many of these magnificent creat...
09/11/2024

Look who's hiding amongst these delightful dinosaurs!🦖🧸 Mr Ted had the honour of meeting many of these magnificent creations today at the GEAR’d Adelaide Fe**sh Market Hall and insisted that one of them come home with us.😊 They are all created by the wonderful Ms Adelaide Leather 2022 - Delinda. Here's a link to her page... facebook.com/profile.php?id=100088264686271

With Newcastle KinkFest kicking off tonight at Bernie's Bar and only four days until QuizMistress Q***r & Kinky Trivia, ...
01/11/2024

With Newcastle KinkFest kicking off tonight at Bernie's Bar and only four days until QuizMistress Q***r & Kinky Trivia, ki****er turnout is on track to exceed 2023 levels.

Whether you know lots of 'stuff' or whether you don't it's bound to be a fun night of fe**sh focussed frivolity and a kinky contest of q***r questions.😁

🏳️‍🌈 QuizMistress Q***r & Kinky Trivia, hosted by Miss Emm
📆 Tuesday 5 November from 7pm to 9:30pm
📍 Bernie's Bar 410 King St Newcastle NSW 2300
🎫 Free entry. Contact Bernie's to reserve a table
👬 Teams of up to eight co-conspiritors welcome
🍔 Bernie's has plenty of great food of the menu
🍸 It's a bar, of course there'll be drinks available 😉

Contact Bernie's Bar to book your table. Indpendent ki****ers are also more than welcome to book a spot and can join with other independents to form a coalition.😊

***rAndKinky

Big, bold, blunt and just a tiny bit brassy. At 515mm long, 140mm wide, 25mm thick, 823 grams in weight, and with 1.7m o...
30/10/2024

Big, bold, blunt and just a tiny bit brassy. At 515mm long, 140mm wide, 25mm thick, 823 grams in weight, and with 1.7m of 10mm jute for added ouchiness this absolute belter of a camphor laurel paddle is bound to be a big hit.😆

Camphor laurel trees are like Byron Bay Instagram influencers... they're everywhere, they're good looking, they cast serious shade on people, and they have a tendency to take over their environment to the detriment of all the other trees.😎

But fear not - the government is onto these pests. In fact they have their own dedicated page in the weeds section of the Department of Primary Industries website.😁https://weeds.dpi.nsw.gov.au/Weeds/Camphorlaurel

If you'd like to know more about this paddle there are further details on my website. It is priced at $A290.
missemm.com/paddle-camphor-laurel-jute-p708

A collection of recent creations which are now all warming the hearts (or more likely the derrières) of ki****ers across...
28/10/2024

A collection of recent creations which are now all warming the hearts (or more likely the derrières) of ki****ers across the country.

A few new creations all ready to make an impact.😆All are currently available on my website where you'll find more photos...
23/10/2024

A few new creations all ready to make an impact.😆

All are currently available on my website where you'll find more photos and details of each. If you have any questions please ask away.
missemm.com/wooden-spanking-paddles/

🏳️‍🌈QuizMistress Q***r and Kinky Trivia returns to Bernie's Bar on the 419th anniversary of the failed Gunpowder Plot of...
21/10/2024

🏳️‍🌈QuizMistress Q***r and Kinky Trivia returns to Bernie's Bar on the 419th anniversary of the failed Gunpowder Plot of 1605. Come and enjoy some trivial fireworks on Tuesday 5th November from 7pm as part of Newcastle KinkFest 2024.🏳️‍🌈

🏳️‍🌈 QuizMistress Q***r & Kinky Trivia, hosted by Miss Emm
📆 Tuesday 5 November from 7pm to 9:30pm
📍 Bernie's Bar 410 King St Newcastle NSW 2300
🎫 Free entry. Contact Bernie's to reserve a table
👬 Teams of up to eight co-conspiritors welcome
🍔 Bernie's has plenty of great food of the menu
🍸 It's a bar, of course there'll be drinks available 😉

***rAndKinky

🏳️‍🌈QuizMistress Q***r & Kinky Trivia is back at Bernie's Bar on 5 November as part of Newcastle KinkFest!🏳️‍🌈🤩 Do you k...
18/10/2024

🏳️‍🌈QuizMistress Q***r & Kinky Trivia is back at Bernie's Bar on 5 November as part of Newcastle KinkFest!🏳️‍🌈

🤩 Do you know a few quirky q***r facts?
😜 Are you full of kinky knowledge?
😎 Can you handle the endless accolades and life long fame that comes with being crowned QuizMistress champion?
😝 Will you need a cheer-me-up after losing $5 in the office sweep for the seventh year running?

Then come to QuizMistress, the trivia night that stops the nation. It's not like there's anything else on that day... 😁🐎

🏳️‍🌈 QuizMistress Q***r & Kinky Trivia, hosted by Miss Emm
📆 Tuesday 5 November from 7pm to 9:30pm
📍 Bernie's Bar 410 King St Newcastle NSW 2300
🎫 Free entry. Contact Bernie's to reserve a table
👬 Come solo or make a team of up to eight people
🍔 Bernie's has a great food menu to choose from
🍸 It's a bar, of course there'll be drinks available 😉

***rAndKinky

Looking for some cool kinky things🥶You've come to the right place.😊🌈 Newcastle Kink Bazaar Winter Market📅 Sunday 7 July ...
06/07/2024

Looking for some cool kinky things🥶
You've come to the right place.😊

🌈 Newcastle Kink Bazaar Winter Market
📅 Sunday 7 July from 12-5pm
📍 The Lass, 14 Railway St Wickham NSW
🎫 Tickets $10 online or at the door
ℹ️ See for details

When Mr Ted said he wanted to visit this amazing new paddling club on the way to tomorrow's Four Seasons Brisbane Market...
29/06/2024

When Mr Ted said he wanted to visit this amazing new paddling club on the way to tomorrow's Four Seasons Brisbane Markets I have to confess this is not quite what I was imagining!🛶🧸😊

🌈 Brisbane Four Seasons Market
📆 Sunday 30 June from 12-4pm
📍 Ventspace 23 Glenelg St South Brisbane
🎫 $5 tickets at the door. Cash or card OK
🌭 Sausage sizzle available

Come and check out all the impact toys at these two kink markets this winter. They're sure to warm even the coldest of d...
23/06/2024

Come and check out all the impact toys at these two kink markets this winter. They're sure to warm even the coldest of derrières.
🥶😊

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🌈Brisbane Four Seasons Markets
📅 Sunday 30 June from 12-4pm
📍 VENTspace, 23 Glenelg St South Brisbane
🎫 Tickets $5 at the door.
ℹ️ See Fetlife fetlife.com/events/1528223 or email [email protected] for more information

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🌈 Newcastle Kink Bazaar
📅 Sunday 7 July from 12-5pm
📍 The Lass, 14 Railway St Wickham NSW
🎫 Tickets $10 online or at the door https://events.humanitix.com/nkb-winter-market
ℹ️ Contact Newcastle Kink Bazaar for more information

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I'll be at both these markets with a selection of canes, paddles and other kinky goodness. If you come along please stop by and say hi.😊

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Annandale
Sydney, NSW
2038

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