16/07/2020
REPORT OF THE WEEK:
Wednesday 15th July 2020: At around 9am Hatman and the Stunning Neo-Antifascists descended on Newtown alongside members of a series of antifascist groups. Why you ask?? To face down the depraved & visually decrepit white supremacist Nick Folkes! Folkes was in town defending his dog of a mate Raimond Kelly, who was pinched back in April for threatening Asian people at the Chinese Consulate with a whip.
Initially, Newtown police decided to place both groups in close proximity to one another, which resulted in heated exchanges with the racist supporters. Police were quick to seize on this opportunity and snatched up an antifascist activist for offensive language. Pissweak 🐍[snake] move from the copper dogs! Police then forced the rally to move up the road, focusing their orders explicitly on antifascists, allowing Folkes and Co to mill around. During this kerfuffle, police arrested yet another antifascist, this time for allegedly resisting police instructions.
Antifascists remained on the perimeter hurling abuse at the vermin until the dogs retreated, utterly humiliated and bewildered, their tails between their legs. Antifacists were even kind enough to educate folkes and kelly that the coronaviris was infact engineered by Ozzy Ozbourne and his bat chomping antics. We then proceeded to share this hot take with the passersby of newtown.
It is to our knowledge that both protesters have been released with bail conditions banning them from attending future demonstrations in an act of criminalising dissent. Stitch up we say!
Nevertheless this is a massive win for Antifascism in Warrang. The future is Brave & Stunning.
Viva Antifascista!!