14/10/2026
🚨 OI! WHO TOLD COPPER & BRASS TO GET THIS FANCY?! 💰😂
Copper and brass are hitting UNHEARD OF PRICES and honestly, it’s getting a little ridiculous! 🤯🔥
Got some hiding in the shed? Under the house? In that pile of “I’ll deal with it later” crap? 👀
Well, DARLING… later is looking pretty bloody profitable! 💅💸
Stop tripping over it. Stop pretending it’s part of the shed collection. And for the love of your partner’s patience, BRING IT TO BUSBYS! 😂
♻️ YOUR MESS. OUR SCALES. YOUR CASH.
Now go tell the neighbours. We’ll wait. 😏💰