28/05/2025
On average, 1 or 2 unlucky souls a year become croc chow. That’s right — out of 25 million Aussies, only a couple forget the golden rule: “If it looks like a floating log and you’re up north, don’t bloody swim near it!”
Salties aren’t out here actively chasing people down like it’s a horror movie — they’re more like sneaky swamp ninjas with jaws that could snap a ute in half. Most attacks happen when someone’s doing something a bit silly, like taking a dip where the locals yell, “Don’t swim there, ya goose!”
So yes, technically a few folks get munched — but it’s not exactly an epidemic. You’re way more likely to be attacked by a magpie on your bike or step on a lego barefoot than get eaten by a croc.🐊🐊🐊
