Soros Shills Ltd

12/10/2021

Good day, everyone. We have recieved many messages, over the past year, regarding our lack of activity on this page. We couldn't respond to them all and have, in fact, responded to none of them.

We've been very busy. As you know, the COVID pandemic has been all over the news and social media. You're welcome. This pandemic was but a whisper in 2019, and Mr. Soros saw potential for something more. He saw a way to bring us all together at a time when we sorely needed it.

This pandemic urged most people to stay home - with family. Parents got to know their kids, again. And with so many working from home, we were able implement new and exciting forms of subtle mind control into their workplaces while, at the same time, raising our bottom line through increased media usage. But what of our shills?

Our shills are the real heroes, here. They've worked day and night, around the globe, to sow cultural and political seeds of dissent. Along with our Eastern European and Russian "troll farms," news and social media division is at an all time high. Meanwhile, our research and development departments have been working non-stop on synthetic media, or "deep fakes" to bring media-based deception into the next century. Want the Queen of England (or some other Reptilian) to read you Fifty Shades of Gray while wearing a dress made of chemtrails? Coming right up!

We have so many new and exciting things on the horizon. Just stay tuned and remember to wear your mask!

-Agent #2091424
Midwest Disinformation Division

09/11/2020

Following our hard-earned success in shilling the successful election of Soros Operative Biden and Associate Operative Harris, most of our shills are taking some well-deserved time off relaxing and frolicking on Soros Private Island #3. But, for others, the work is only beginning and we need your help to plan the future. Please take a moment and fill out this survey.

15/01/2020

Thousands of jobs are now available in entry level shilling. George Soros' Soros Shills Ltd is looking for motivated workers to fill new positions in our workforce in the US & EU!

· Competitive pay - our starting pay is US$35/hour, with semi-annual pay raises!
· Work from home or in our relaxed, friendly offices - your choice!
· Full Time, Part Time or mixed: you set the hours you can work each week!
· Full benefits after your two-week training period is over! Includes 401k, pension, paid vacation (after 1 year), complete medical, dental, eyeglasses.
· Rapid advancement possible!

The successful applicant will be intelligent, highly motivated fluent in English, computer literate and capable of following a flow script. Apply TODAY!

30/11/2019

30/11/2019

Qualified Airframe and Powerplant Mechanics needed to service Soros Sprayers Ltd growing fleet of chemtrail tankers.
•Must have current certs.
•Must be willing to relocate.
•Background check required.
•Successful applicants must sign confidentiality agreement.
•Fluency in English a must.
•La maîtrise du français est également obligatoire.
•Openings available on all shifts.

Successful applicants and their families will receive anti-chemtrail vaccinations free of charge.
With regard to political, religious and scientific views, Soros Shills Ltd is not an equal opportunity employer. Our employees must swear allegiance to Lord Soros in all respects.

30/11/2019

The ideal candidates will have:

• Multi-disciplinary training in a variety of cuisines, but French or Thai cuisine is
mandatory (One posting for each).
• Minimum 10 years experience as line chef in Michelin Star restaurants
(Michelin Star ranking as Executive Chef +$40k/year per star, starting),
• Experience in making 125-150 covers for luncheon and supper each,
• Experience in hiring subordinate culinary staff, and training of same,
• Experience managing expenses, including payroll, and purchasing,
• Experience designing daily menus based upon consumer feedback, available
market items and season.

Soros Shills Ltd has one posting at the home offices and will have another posting at the new subsidiary offices near Bangkok (opening February 2020). Please apply by submitting full resumes only.

30/11/2019

Qualified Airframe and Powerplant Mechanics needed to service our growing fleet of chemtrail tankers.
- Must have current certs.
- Must be willing to relocate.
- Background check required.
- Successful applicants must sign confidentiality agreement.
- Fluency in English a must.
- La maîtrise du français est également obligatoire.
- Openings available on all shifts.

Successful applicants and their families will receive anti-chemtrail vaccinations free of charge.

With regard to political, religious and scientific views, Soros Shills Ltd is not an equal opportunity employer. Our employees must swear allegiance to Lord Soros all respects.

30/11/2019

The successful applicant will have:

- a minimum 8 years as head chef in a Michelin Star establishment.
- firm grasp of classical French cuisine.
- excellent pastry skills.
- knowledge of Asian, Indian and vegan cuisines a plus.
- fluency in English is mandatory.
- la maîtrise du français est obligatoire.
- Deutsch fließend ein Plus

25/11/2019

For his signal achievements at undermining the anti-corruption efforts and democratic rule of law in Ukraine, and for his exemplary efforts at protecting Soros Shills Ltd 2019 Employee of the Year, Donald J. Trump, Lord Soros hereby awards his Employee of the Month Award to Rudolph Giuliani.

Congratulations, Rudy, and our Lord has instructed that you be given a 5000€ bonus, to be deposited in your usual offshore account.