Miranda Rates

11/11/2024

11/11/2024

Hi again, its me*

Lowkey forgot about this page but i remembered and now im back (a year later)! I wonder if anyone will even see this post lol

Anyway its Monday, which can only mean one thing: its quiz Monday! Huge for everyone involved really.
This one is really important because it involves cake. Not to brag but I did get unicorn, so im interested to know if anyone can top that (probably not).

https://www.buzzfeed.com/fancyskull48/cake-quiz-inner-animal

*for one night and one night only

No, I won't be sharing my slice, but I'll cut you one of your own.

20/10/2023

20/10/2023, Dinner

Ravioli: looks clapped, tastes amazing 10/10.
Salad items: sufficiently fresh 9/10.

But the whole meal is brought down by the fact that there was no garlic bread for me. Where tf is the garlic bread???? I’m fuming

05/10/2023

05/09/2023, Dinner

Peas: dry 6/10.
Potatoes: actually pretty good but some in the tray were arguably too big and I struggled to wage through the options 7.5/10. Furthermore it needs salt.
Parmy: fairly good; better than most Chartwells so I’ll keep that in mind on my rating 9.5/10.

04/06/2023

04/06/2023, Dinner

Guess what…? I’m back. But only for dessert

Brownie: actually cake, but that doesn’t diminish its inherent value as a chocolate-flavoured dessert 9/10. Unfortunately choked on the copious amounts of powdered icing sugar on top but thankfully I lived to tell the tale.

29/03/2023

29/03/2023, Dinner

For one night, and one night only, Miranda Rates Chartys commencement dinner!! It’s great to be back.

Chicken: fully cooked! It’s got some spices too which is delightful 7.75/10.
Mash: distinctly made with oil, and any long-time fans will know this is unacceptable to me 4/10. Still ate it though to be fair.
Beans: cooked, typical chartys green beans. I couldn’t ask for more from them tbh 7/10.

I’ll see you all at valete xx

26/12/2022

26/12/2022, Dinner

Hey everyone! I kinda forgot about this page for like a month but I remembered and I’m back with a Monday quiz, so enjoy!!! I hope you all had a fabulous Christmas Day 🎅🏼🎅🏼

https://www.buzzfeed.com/charlotte6024/choose-some-christmas-desserts-holiday-drink-recommendation

Dinner today was a spag bowl with garlic bread, and let me tell you, it was an easy 200/10.

Let's get baking (and eating)!

10/12/2022

10/12/2022, Dinner

Posting once again to show my glorious stir fry, made using my poke bowl leftovers. It slaps, and that is all 999/10.

09/12/2022

09/12/2022, Dinner

Coming to you live with probably the best meal I’ve ever made: chicken poke bowl (easy 1000/10). Several photos attached so you can admire the masterpiece.

Eating at 8:30pm (the horror) but more than worth it.

28/11/2022

28/11/2022, Dinner

Happy Monday raters!

I shall be eating dinner later (*gasp*) but that’s not important, Monday’s quiz is.

As this is the last quiz before December, I figured I would completely break with tradition and give you something entirely unrelated to food and this page - it is still very important though and I really want to know your answers. So prepare to do the cutest quiz ever!!

Never too early to start celebrating! Let us know which Christmas pup you get!

24/11/2022

24/11/2022, Dinner

Last chartys dinner!!! Ily chartys xx

Beef: aight 7.25/10. Comes with guacamole which is epic!
Beans: perfectly seasoned with salt and pepper 10/10.
Fruit salad: fits the bill 8.5/10.

23/11/2022

23/11/2022, Dinner

Mexican loaded Potatoes: solid 8.75/10.
Bok Choi: good 7.75/10.
Bread: stale.

Ash says the curry is nice.

21/11/2022

21/11/2022, Dinner

I know what you’re really here for, so have at it: https://www.buzzfeed.com/ladym12/pizza-topping-quiz

Beef Ragu: tastes amazing, but there’s celery in it unfortunately. Still good tho 8.25/10.
Salad: good 8/10.
Pavlova: not as sweet as usual, which is nice 9/10.