05/04/2026
Too colorblind for NASA, perfectly qualified for an Omega X‑33
I never became an astronaut. At sixteen, an eye doctor and a stack of Ishihara plates politely grounded me for life with a diagnosis of colorblindness the size of a fluorescent school bus. So if I couldn’t go to space, I decided I’d wear it instead. That is how I ended up with an Omega Speedmaster X‑33 – the titanium, ana‑digital mission timer astronauts actually use, not the Instagram‑friendly Moonwatch. And now, as Artemis II heads for the Moon with X‑33s strapped to every wrist on board, mine is quietly ticking away down here on Earth, and a small, irrational part of me can’t help thinking: you wouldn’t take me to the Moon, so I sent my watch instead....
I never became an astronaut. At sixteen, an eye doctor and a stack of Ishihara plates politely grounded me for life with a diagnosis of colorblindness the size of a fluorescent school bus. So if I couldn’t go to space, I decided I’d wear it instead. That is how I ended up with an Omega Speedmast...