04/05/2015
Business joke 16: How to motivate
HR director left the big town and moved to live in the small village. He bought 20 cows. Local cowboys joked at him that he was an amateur. After three months it became official that HR director’s cows give upto 30% more milk than the best cow of the local cowboys. Ashamed they went to HR director’s farm to ask for a piece of advice.
- Neighbour, we are sorry for the jokes we made on you. We thought you are an amateur, but it turned out that you are better than us. Would you share with us your secret?
- The secret, neibours, is in motivation.
- What you mean motivation? These are cows..
- Come tomorrow morning at 6.30 and I’ll show.
On the next morning from 6 a.m. the farmers stood in front of HR director’s farm, impatiently waiting for him to come. At 6.30 sharp he came and shouted to the cows:
- Good morning, girls! What are we going to give today – meat or milk?