08/28/2023
I have room for another client! I know, right? Super exciting!
Here's what I am looking for👇
1. You trust me. You know that I know what I am doing. Your administrator, your life partner, your best friend's advice on social media comes after mine, respectfully of course!
2. You are too busy to check your social media daily and you really don't want to. That's why you have me, you silly goose
3. You have a VERY small budget. You want serious bang for your buck and realize that my low rates mean you cannot message me daily.
4. You like to laugh and send ideas and photos via email. Please don't make me talk on the phone. 🤣Plus, you gotta' respond within 5 days on email.
5. You trust the process. See #1.
If this is too forward for you, we just won't work well together.
I have amazing references from tons of clients that dig this style.
Feel free to forward this to your friends. I have clients from all across Canada!
ps. my friend Lance (who I do contract work with) was messing around with AI and made this image of me as a Ghostbuster. Say what you want about AI. It's good silly fun.