Alchemist Labs Distribution

04/12/2024

04/12/2024

We need your help.
The Federal Government is at it again.
First they tax us to death for trying to quit smoking.
Now they want to make it taste like crap.
They are looking to ban all flavours except Mint/Menthol and To***co with NO Sweetener. That basically wipes every single product off the market.
We have created a fully compliant and duty paid tool to help instill the severity of the situation to your clients.
Introducing:

🤢 Marks Sh*tty Mint: Experience the pure, unadulterated taste of mint... without any of the sweetness. That's right, this mint flavor is as raw and unappealing as it gets. It's not for the faint of heart, but it's sure to leave a lasting impression on your taste buds.

🚭 Marks Sh*tty To***co: Prepare yourself for a va**ng experience like no other. Our Marks Sh*tty To***co flavor is so authentically terrible, it's like licking the bottom of an ashtray. It's gritty, it's grimy, and it's downright awful – but that's exactly the point.

Put these on display and show your customers what the future of va**ng looks like if they don't fight for there right to v**e flavours like winterberry splash.

Get everyone you know to scan that qr code. enter there info, build their email/ letter, copy the email/letter, go to your email, paste email/letter, and hit send. Its super easy.

https://www.rights4v**ers.com/

04/03/2024

Happy Wednesday, everyone.
The time is now.
In 2021, over 20,000 thousand Canadians told Health Canada that they opposed a flavor ban. However, it seems that our current Minister of Health Mark Holland, does NOT think that is important.
He has stated many times on the record, that he will, with other politicians decide what flavors you need to stay smoke-free.
ENOUGH IS ENOUGH
Minister of Health Holland and Minister of Mental Health and Addictions Saks both need to hear from YOU why taking away flavors from va**ng is not right!
The team at Rights4V**ers with the help of the Independent Va**ng industry have created this tool to help you compose a letter to them.
Head over to rights4v**ers.com follow the prompts, and boom! Your letter will be mailed to them.
Please let your voice be heard.

03/13/2024

🔥🔥🔥NEW PRODUCT ALERT🔥🔥🔥
Introducing FLUID Pouches™ by Infusion Labs: A Revolutionary Oral Delivery Solution

FLUID Pouches™ offer a discreet and convenient way for v**ers to satisfy their ni****ne cravings in situations where traditional va**ng may not be feasible or socially acceptable. Imagine having the freedom to enjoy your favorite e-liquids without the need to step outside during work hours, meetings, or while traveling.

Key Features and Benefits:

Discreet and Convenient: Designed for situations where va**ng is not practical, FLUID Pouches™ provide a discreet solution for uninterrupted enjoyment.

Customizable Experience: Tailor your experience by choosing your preferred ni****ne strength, flavor, and substance.

Efficient Absorption and Release: Our advanced technology ensures efficient absorption of liquids into the carrier granulate, providing controlled release upon contact with saliva.

Two Convenient Sizes: Choose between Regular (0.85g) for a standard pouch experience or Slim (0.35g) for a discreet and anytime, anywhere option.

Premium Quality and Safety: Crafted with high-quality materials, each pouch is meticulously sealed to prevent leakage, prioritizing customer satisfaction and safety.

How to Use FLUID Pouches™:

Drip your eJuice onto both sides of the highly absorbent pouch.
Store them in the included carry container for future use.
Use the fill reservoir for a mess-free application.
Insert the pouch between your cheek and gums for up to 60 minutes.
Dispose of the pouch when the flavor has disappeared.
Two Convenient Sizes for Your Preferences:

Regular 0.85g Size: Perfect for a standard and satisfying experience.
Regulars come in a Puck of 15 Pouches or in a Bulk Tub of 50
Slim 0.35g Size: Ideal for discreet and anytime use.
Slims come in a Puck of 25 Pouches or in a Bulk Tub of 100
Customize to Your Taste:

FLUID Pouches™ put you in control by allowing you to choose your preferred substance, flavor, and concentration.

Product Benefits:

Use your preferred flavor and ni****ne strength.
Less irritation compared to traditional ni****ne pouches.
Moist pouches for enhanced comfort and flavor.
Easily transition between va**ng and pouches.
One jar can create pouches with multiple flavors and strengths.
Compatible With:

Ni****ne eJuice
CBD / H**p Extract Oil
Tinctures
Herbal Extracts
Diluted Flavorings

Available @ www.alchemistlabs.ca
Contact [email protected] for More Information
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01/18/2024

🚀 Join the Alchemist Labs Team! - Entry-Level Position in Eliquid Manufacturing

Are you ready to turn your passion for eliquid creation into a career? Alchemist Labs, a leading eliquid manufacturer, is on the lookout for a dedicated individual to join our team at our cutting-edge manufacturing facility in Edmonton, Alberta.

🔧 Position: Entry-Level Eliquid Production Technician

📍 Location: Edmonton, Alberta

🌟 Responsibilities:

Follow standardized procedures to assist in the production of premium eliquids.
Operate and maintain production equipment with precision.
Ensure adherence to safety and quality protocols.
Collaborate with the production team to meet and exceed production targets.

💼 Requirements:

No prior experience necessary - we'll provide comprehensive training!
Must have reliable transportation
Must have basic math skills
Must be familiar with computers
Must have clean criminal record
Meticulous attention to detail and commitment to quality.
Ability to follow procedures and work collaboratively in a team.

🌐 Why Alchemist Labs?
Learn and grow in a rapidly expanding industry.
Competitive compensation and benefits.
Opportunities for career advancement within the company.
📬 How to Apply:
If you're passionate about creating exceptional eliquids and want to be part of a dynamic team, send your resume and a brief cover letter to [email protected] with the subject line "Eliquid Production Technician Application - Edmonton."

Join us at Alchemist Labs, where innovation and passion come together to shape the future of eliquid manufacturing!

🌈

12/23/2023

HOLIDAY CLOSURE
This is a short reminder that our offices and operations for Alchemist Labs and Alchemist Distribution will be closed on Monday and Tuesday, December 25th-26th, 2023 for the Holiday Season. Our regular business hours will resume on Wednesday, December 27th, 2023.

Our offices and operations will also be closed on Monday, January 1st, 2024 for the New Year. Our regular business hours will resume on Tuesday, January 2nd, 2024.

Shipping Delays
Kindly note that our couriers may experience shipping delays due to the holiday season and weather conditions. Please expect an additional 1-3 business days for orders.
Additionally, our shipping couriers will be closed during the following days:
• December 24th-26th, 2023
• Decembr 31st, 2023
• January 1st, 2024

We appreciate your patience and understanding. For any questions or concerns, please contact us at [email protected]

We wish you all enjoy a safe and happy holiday!

11/06/2023

Introducing the Alchemist Distributions' latest sensation: The Uwell M**O 10000 Puff Disposable – the ultimate v**e experience you've been waiting for! 🌬️💨

🌟 Features:

1️⃣ 10,000 Puffs: Get ready to enjoy 10,000 puffs of pure va**ng pleasure! With the Uwell M**O, your v**e lasts longer than ever before.

2️⃣ Six Irresistible Flavors:

🌞 Summer Holiday: Escape to a tropical paradise with every puff.
🍏 Apple Blast: A crisp and sweet apple explosion.
🍓 Strawberry Kiwi: A delectable blend of ripe strawberries and tangy kiwis.
☀️ Sunny Grape: A burst of juicy, sun-kissed grapes.
🍇 Triple Berries: A trio of delicious mixed berries.
🍉 Watermelon Ice: A refreshing watermelon chill.
3️⃣ Digital Display:

Juice Level Indicator: Never wonder about your juice level again – the digital display shows you exactly how much you have left.
Battery Level Indicator: Stay in control with a clear battery indicator so you can v**e with confidence.
Get ready to experience pure satisfaction with the Uwell M**O 10000 Puff Disposable!

Order yours now and elevate your va**ng game. Don't miss out on this game-changing release from Alchemist Distributions. Make every puff count! 💨

Visit our website at www.alchemistlabs.ca or your nearest authorized retailer to grab your Uwell M**O today and discover what true va**ng freedom feels like. Remember, it's not just a v**e; it's an experience. 💫

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10/05/2023

Get ready to tantalize your taste buds with our latest creation - the "Watta Iced" E-Juice Line! 🌬️

We are excited to introduce three refreshing and mouthwatering flavors that are perfect for every va**ng connoisseur:

🔵 Blue Watta Iced: Experience the delightful blend of Blue Raspberry and Watermelon, perfectly chilled with a refreshing blast of ice.

🟢 Green Watta Iced: Savor the unique combination of Kiwi and Watermelon, harmoniously balanced and iced to perfection.

🟣 Purple Watta Iced: Indulge in the sweet and juicy Grape and Watermelon fusion, with an invigorating icy twist.

Contact your local retailer for avalability
Avalable @ www.alchemistlabs.ca for wholesale
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10/05/2023

# #🍑 Introducing Alchemist Labs E-Juice Corp's NEW E-Juice Line: "Peached Chilled"! 🍑

Looking for an icy blast of fruity goodness to elevate your va**ng experience? Look no further! Alchemist Labs proudly presents three exhilarating flavors that will take your taste buds on an icy adventure like never before.

🍒 Peached Cherry Lime Chilled 🍒 Indulge in the tantalizing blend of ripe peaches, plump cherries, and zesty lime, all perfectly chilled to create a refreshing symphony of flavors. It's a fruity paradise with an icy twist!

🥝 Peached Kiwi Tangerine Chilled 🥝 Savor the sweet embrace of juicy peaches, combined with the exotic allure of ripe kiwis and tangy tangerines, all kissed by a cool breeze of menthol. It's like a tropical getaway in every puff!

🍍 Peached Pineapple Mango Chilled 🍍 Experience the tropical harmony of succulent peaches, sun-kissed pineapples, and luscious mangoes, all blended to perfection and chilled for an exhilarating va**ng experience. It's like a paradise on ice!

🌬️ Ready to chill with Peached Chilled? 🌬️

Contact your local retailer for avalability
Avalable @ www.alchemistlabs.ca for wholesale
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10/05/2023

#🌟 Introducing the Newest Sensation from Alchemist Labs Ejuice Corp! 🌟

🍈🍫 Krumbs Lime: A Zesty Adventure in Every V**e! 🍫🍈

Are you ready for an electrifying burst of flavor that will tantalize your taste buds and leave you craving for more? Alchemist Labs Ejuice Corp is thrilled to present our latest addition to the stellar Krumbs lineup: Krumbs Lime!

✨ Experience the Magic of Krumbs Lime: ✨

Luscious Lime Zest: Immerse yourself in the exhilarating zest of freshly picked limes, bringing a burst of citrusy goodness with every puff.

Dreamy White Coco: Savor the silky sweetness of white coco, perfectly balanced to complement the zesty lime notes.

Crumbly Delight: Delight in the subtle crumble undertones that complete this sensational e-juice, making it an unforgettable va**ng experience.

A Symphony of Flavors: Krumbs Lime harmoniously blends these premium ingredients to create a truly one-of-a-kind e-liquid that will elevate your va**ng journey to new heights.

💨 Smooth and Satisfying: Krumbs Lime boasts a smooth and satisfying v**e, delivering rich clouds of flavor with every inhale and exhale.

Contact your local retailer for avalability
Avalable @ www.alchemistlabs.ca for wholesale
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10/05/2023

Hey there V**e Enthusiasts!

We've got some exciting news for you! Alchemist Labs Ejuice Corp. is proud to present our latest creation, the "Strawla" lineup – a trio of tantalizing e-juices that will take your va**ng experience to a whole new level. Get ready to indulge in a burst of fruity bliss with every puff!

🍓🍑🍇 Discover "Strawla" 🍓🍑🍇

🌟 Strawberry Apricot Acai: A harmonious blend of succulent strawberries, juicy apricots, and exotic acai berries. This flavor will transport your taste buds to a tropical paradise.

🌟 Strawberry Blueberry Cranberry: Dive into the depths of flavor with the perfect balance of sweet strawberries, plump blueberries, and tart cranberries. It's a berry lover's dream come true.

🌟 Strawberry Pear Saskatoon: Immerse yourself in the sweet symphony of ripe strawberries, crisp pears, and the unique Saskatoon berry. It's a refreshing twist on classic strawberry flavors.

Contact your local retailer for avalability

Avalable @ www.alchemistlabs.ca for wholesale

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