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01/07/2025

Calgary Salvage Disposal

Our viewing yard is OPEN on the following dates:

Tues Jan 7 - 8:00 A.M.-5:00 P.M.

Wed Jan 8 - 8:00 A.M.-5:00 P.M.

Bids Close: Wednesday, Jan 8 @ 5:00 P.M.

01/07/2025

Edmonton Salvage Disposal

Our viewing yard is OPEN today from 8:00 A.M.-5:00 P.M.

Bids Close: Today (Jan 7) @ 5:00 P.M.

01/07/2025

This is straight from Scotland. Students in an advanced Biology class were taking their mid-term exam.

The last question was, 'Name seven advantages of Mother's Milk'. The question was worth 70 points or none at all. One student, in particular, was hard put to think of seven advantages.

However, he wrote:

1) It is the perfect formula for the child.

2) It provides immunity against several diseases.

3) It is always the right temperature.

4) It is inexpensive.

5) It bonds the child to the mother, and vice versa.

6) It is always available as needed.

And then the student was stuck.

Finally, in desperation, just before the bell rang indicating the end of the test, he wrote:

7) It comes in two attractive containers and it's high enough off the ground where the cat can't get it.

He got an A.

Thanks for the funny Gordon Van Sickle!!

12/06/2024

12/02/2024

Calgary Salvage Disposal Bids Close
Wednesday, Dec 4th at 5:00 PM.

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12/02/2024

Edmonton Salvage Disposal
Bids Close Tuesday, Dec 3rd at 5:00 PM

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12/02/2024

Two very active seniors (Jacob, age 92, and Mariam, age 89), living in 'The Villages' in Florida, are all excited about their decision to get married.

They go for a stroll to discuss the wedding, and on the way they pass a drugstore and they decide go in. Jacob addresses the man behind the counter

“Are you the owner?”

The pharmacist answers, "Yes."

Jacob: "We're about to get married. Do you sell heart medication?"

Pharmacist: "Of course we do."

Jacob: "How about medicine for circulation?"

Pharmacist: "All kinds."

Jacob: "Medicine for rheumatism?"

Pharmacist: "Definitely."

Jacob: "How about suppositories and medicine for impotence?"

Pharmacist: "You bet!"

Jacob: "Medicine for memory problems, arthritis and Alzheimer's?"

Pharmacist: "Yes, a large variety. The works."

Jacob: "What about vitamins, sleeping pills, Geritol, antidotes for Parkinson's disease?"

Pharmacist: "Absolutely."

Jacob: "Everything for heartburn and indigestion?"

Pharmacist: "We sure do."

Jacob: "You sell wheelchairs and walkers and canes?"

Pharmacist: "All speeds and sizes."

Jacob: "Adult diapers?"

Pharmacist: "Sure, how can I help you?"

Jacob: "We'd like to use this store as our Bridal Registry."

Thanks for the funny Gordon Van Sickle!!!

09/03/2024

A New York attorney representing a wealthy art collector called his client and said to him, "Saul, I have some good news and I have some bad news."



The art collector replied, "I've had an awful day; let's hear the good news first."



The attorney said, "Well, I met with your wife today, and she informed me that she invested $5,000 in two pictures that she thinks will bring a minimum of $15-20 million. I think she could be right."



Saul replied enthusiastically, "Well done! My wife is a brilliant businesswoman! You've just made my day. Now I know I can handle the bad news. What is it?"



The attorney replied, "The pictures are of you with your secretary."

Thanks for the funny Gordon Van Sickle

07/31/2024

DAILY JOKE:

The wise old Mother Superior from county Tipperary was dying. The nuns gathered around her bed trying to make her comfortable.

They gave her some warm milk to drink, but she refused it. Then one nun took the glass back to the kitchen.

Remembering a bottle of Irish whisky received as a gift the previous Christmas, she opened it and poured a generous amount into the warm milk.

Back at Mother Superior's bed, she held the glass to her lips. Mother Superior drank a little, then a little more. Before they knew it, she had drunk the whole glass down to the last drop. "Mother", the nuns pleaded, "Please give us some wisdom before you die".

She raised herself up in bed with a pious look on her face and said, "Don't sell that cow".

Thanks for the funny Gordon Van Sickle

07/15/2024

ESD Lot #155, 2019 Landrover Sport, HSE, TD6, 3.0L T-Dsl Auto, All Wheel Drive, Loaded, Power Leather Heated Memory Cooled Seats, Pan. Sunroof, Backup Camera & Sensors, Keys, Runs & Drives, 108K, Status:Active, Sale Date:July 16/24

07/03/2024

Edmonton Salvage Disposal 843 Bids Close Today :)

-ESD Sale List 843 - Runs & Drives/Key

Our viewing yard is OPEN on the following dates:

Wed July 3 - 8:00 A.M.-5:00 P.M

Bids Close: Wednesday, July 3 @ 5:00 P.M.

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04/25/2024

The pastor asked if anyone in the congregation would like to express praise for answered prayers.

A lady stood and walked to the podium. She said, “I have a praise. Two months ago, my husband Tom had a terrible bicycle wreck, and his sc***um was completely crushed. The pain was excruciating and the doctors didn’t know if they could help him.”

You could hear a muffled gasp from the men in the congregation as they imagined the pain that Tom must have experienced.

“Tom was unable to hold me or the children,” she went on, “and every move caused him terrible pain. We prayed as the doctors performed a delicate operation, and it turned out they were able to piece together the crushed remnants of Tom’s sc***um and wrap wire around it to hold it in place.”

Again the men in the congregation were unnerved and squirmed uncomfortably as they imagined the horrible surgery performed on Tom.

“Now,” she announced in a quavering voice, “thank the Lord, Tom is out of the hospital, and the doctors say that with time his sc***um should recover completely.”

All the men sighed with relief. The pastor rose and tentatively asked if anyone else had something to say.

A man stood up and walked slowly to the podium. He said, “I’m Tom.” The entire congregation held its breath… “I just want to tell my wife that the word is sternum.”

Thank you for the funny Gordon Van Sickle!!!