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06/24/2026

Trying to take life seriously

05/20/2026

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05/20/2026

Dainty Little Man Orders Single Cheeseburger https://theonion.com/dainty-little-man-orders-single-cheeseburger/

05/20/2026

FORT WAYNE, IN—In a potent reminder of the inescapably transitory nature of all that is or ever will be, reports confirmed Tuesday that the sweaty ass print left on a rowing machine at a local Crunch Fitness location was already fading away, much like all of our earthly works and aspirations. According to gym sources, the glittering delineation of an ass left as the vestige of a recent 25-minute cardiovascular workout session had, within seconds of its imprinting, begun evaporating from sight and memory, serving as yet another emblem of the impassive decay that claims all things.

03/27/2026

03/27/2026

Pulp Fiction cast promo photos