05/31/2026
๐จโ๐จ UNPROVOKED HONKING INTENSIFIES ๐จ
โLook, we tried to tell them the car ride was safe, but as you can see in pictures, Steve insisted on being buckled in for safety. The others are currently in the yard plotting world domination. Or staring at a wall. Itโs hard to tell.
โThe internet demanded them, so the printers have been running hot! These giant, delightfully chaotic 3D-printed geese are officially ready to come home with you and judge your life choices from the front porch.
โWhy do you need one?
โInstant Curb Appeal: Nothing says "welcome to my home" quite like a massive, silent goose staring down the mail carrier.
โLow Maintenance: 100% fewer messes than a real goose, but retains 100% of the attitude.
โSafety First: As proven by our copilot in Steve, they respect local traffic laws.
โWhether you want to put a tiny raincoat on it, leave it on your neighbor's lawn to confuse them, or let it guard your living room, these chaotic feathered friends are ready to go.
โDrop a comment or send us a DM or come down and see us at Queen Square Market to snag yours before they fly the coop! ๐
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