Riseupfaster Anne Marie

06/03/2026

Most people have a follow-up problem, not a lead problem.

The people are already there.

The challenge is remembering who to talk to, when to follow up, and who showed interest.

My system helps with that.

Meanwhile... I'll be in the pool. 😎

06/03/2026

This is something we experience as we get older. What are your thoughts on this?

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05/29/2026

My brain today: 🤯

I dare you to ask me for the 3-minute video.

Fair warning: You might see Facebook a little differently after. 😂

05/28/2026

05/24/2026

it is officially sunday evening which means monday morning is lurking right around the corner like a villain in a horror movie.i am currently practicing my favorite weekend hobby: pretending tomorrow doesn’t exist and aggressively ignoring any thought of my email inbox. 🤫let’s be real... on a scale of 1 to "i'm moving to a cabin in the woods," how badly are you dreading tomorrow?

drop your number below 👇

05/23/2026

Saturday Budget Crisis 💳💀Caption:
my financial advisor (my bank app) told me to stay home this weekend, but my heart (and my shopping cart) said live a little. 💅✨it is officially Saturday and i am currently out making terrible economic decisions because retail therapy fixes everything for about five minutes.let's be completely real: what is the most unnecessary thing you’ve already spent money on today?

spill the tea below 👇

05/22/2026

FRIDAY BREAKOUT 🚨🏃♀️Caption:the clock hit 4:59 PM and i have officially initiated emergency escape protocols. do not look at me, do not speak to me, and do not even think about sending me an email until monday morning. 💀💨i am leaving my responsibilities behind like a dramatic movie scene where everything is exploding in slow motion behind me.let’s see the damage: if you could escape the office right now without anyone noticing, where are you running to?drop your escape plan below

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05/21/2026

Thursday Reality Check 🫠Caption:

it is officially Thursday which means tomorrow is Friday, but today is still NOT Friday and honestly, that’s a personal attack. 💀my motivation is running on approximately 2% battery and the only thing keeping me going is pure stubbornness.let’s play a game: look to your left. what’s the first thing you see? that object is your only weapon in the upcoming corporate apocalypse.

🫵😂drop yours in the comments, let's see how doomed we are! 👇