06/18/2026
My first service call this morning was a funny one. 😆
I walked in to check out a dryer that wasn’t working. After a quick look, I found a stuck switch, popped it back into place, and had the dryer running within 10 seconds of arriving.
The homeowner was sitting in her wheelchair watching the whole thing.
The moment she heard the dryer start running, she got so excited, looked me straight in the eyes, and loudly yelled:
“F*** ME!” 😩😂
I nearly jumped out of my skin! For a second, I thought, “Uh oh… what did I do wrong now?” 😭🤣
After realizing she was just excited that her dryer was working again, I could finally breathe!
So here’s a friendly reminder: if I fix your appliance and you get extremely excited, please don’t yell things that give me a heart attack. A simple “thank you,” a handshake, or even a hug will do just fine. 😂
And for the record, I’m an appliance repair technician, not a genie granting those kinds of wishes! 🤣