04/19/2026
Oh Crap⦠My New Girlfriend Took Over My House š³
This winter, we escaped Winnipeg and pretended to be snowbirds in Mexico.
At first, everyone said:
āWinnipeg? Brrr⦠cold there, eh?ā
A few weeks later⦠something changed.
We had tans.
We blended in.
Even the street vendors stopped with the āmassage⦠tequila?ā routine.
We had officially arrived.
Fast forward to April.
We fly back home⦠straight into a snowstorm (of course).
Nice reminder of what weād been missing while sipping margaritas in 30°C.
That night, I walk in, exhausted, and say:
āAlexa, turn on the light.ā
She respondsā¦
But somethingās off.
My girlfriend has a different voice.
Younger.
Peppier.
A little⦠sassier.
Turns out Alexa got an upgrade.
Now sheās āmore conversational.ā
Great.
Sheās now the fourth female voice in the houseā
(my wife Tina, my daughter, my sister-in-lawā¦)
The only males left are me and the dog.
Weāve accepted our position.
Now Iām wonderingā¦
Do people actually talk to their AI assistants?
Because:
She listens.
She responds.
She remembers everything you said.
But then⦠so does Tina š
Be honestāare you having conversations with yours too?
Honestly⦠I think she might be cheating on me.
Who knew.
ā Norm
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