04/19/2026
Oh Crap… My New Girlfriend Took Over My House 😳
This winter, we escaped Winnipeg and pretended to be snowbirds in Mexico.
At first, everyone said:
“Winnipeg? Brrr… cold there, eh?”
A few weeks later… something changed.
We had tans.
We blended in.
Even the street vendors stopped with the “massage… tequila?” routine.
We had officially arrived.
Fast forward to April.
We fly back home… straight into a snowstorm (of course).
Nice reminder of what we’d been missing while sipping margaritas in 30°C.
That night, I walk in, exhausted, and say:
“Alexa, turn on the light.”
She responds…
But something’s off.
My girlfriend has a different voice.
Younger.
Peppier.
A little… sassier.
Turns out Alexa got an upgrade.
Now she’s “more conversational.”
Great.
She’s now the fourth female voice in the house—
(my wife Tina, my daughter, my sister-in-law…)
The only males left are me and the dog.
We’ve accepted our position.
Now I’m wondering…
Do people actually talk to their AI assistants?
Because:
She listens.
She responds.
She remembers everything you said.
But then… so does Tina 😅
Be honest—are you having conversations with yours too?
Honestly… I think she might be cheating on me.
Who knew.
— Norm
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