06/05/2026
FEED ME... YOUR AUCTION SLIPS! 🪴⚠️
Listen up, bargain hunters! If you won some incredible items in Terence Duchek Online Farm Auction, this is your official warning from Mushnik's Skid Row Florist.
You must pick up your winnings BEFORE 6:00 PM today!
If you roll up at 6:01 PM, the doors will be locked, the neon "Open" sign will be dark, and we cannot guarantee that Audrey II won't get hungry and mistake your hard-earned lots for an evening snack.
⏰ THE DETAILS (DON'T FEED THE PLANT):
Hard Deadline: 6:00 PM sharp.
Location: 3 MILES NORTH OF ESTERHAZY ON 637, 1.5 MILES WEST
Our Advice: Suppress the urge to be a "Sloppy Seymour" and get here early.
Don't make us sing a whole musical number about responsibility. Get down here, grab your treasures, and whatever you do... DON'T FEED THE PLANTS!