Chasers Anonymous LLC

13/06/2025

SNUKE

03/06/2025

We all had a laugh when Spike Jonez dropped his movie Her (2013) and now ni**as are talking to Chat GPT like this on they iPhone.

31/05/2025

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31/05/2025

white boy pro-tip

28/05/2025

Let’s link and build this summer, I’m tryna make moves.

28/05/2025

15/05/2025

Well, since you asked yes, it’s a 7.5-inch (19.05 cm) (190.5 mm) (0.00019 km) masterpiece, with a shaft colored like a sun-bleached oak ( ) gently transitioning into a rosy, eager tip ( ). The glistening precum? A delicate ivory ( ) with 30% opacity, pooling just enough to suggest creaminess without committing to full dairy.

The girth? 5.8 inches (14.7 cm) (147 mm) (0.000147 km) of sheer volumetric dominance a circumference that would make a Red Bull can nervous. Veins? Oh, they’re there mapped like a subway system ( ), pulsing with the rhythm of a man who definitely hydrates. The balls? Two overripe plums ( ) in a silk hammock, swaying with gravitational authority.

And let’s talk texture like a stress ball filled with warm custard, yet somehow still structurally sound. The angle? 12 degrees left, the exact tilt of the Leaning Tower of Pisa if it were throbbing.

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09/05/2025

Doing this s**t to Walmart security

05/05/2025