30/06/2024
A girl was with her father when he saw her boyfriēnd coming.
GIRL: Have you come to collect your book titled "DADDY IS HOME?" by Ngozi Okafor.
BOY: No, I want that our hymns called "WHERE SHOULD I WAIT FOR YOU?"
GIRL: I don't have that one... may be you should take the other one "UNDER THE MANGO TREE" by Chimamanda Adichie.
BOY: Fine, but don't førget to bring "I WILL CALL YOU IN 5 MINS" while coming to school...
GIRL: I will also bring this one too, "I WON'T LET YOU DOWN" by Chinua Achebe.
Then;DAD: These are too many books, will he read all of them?
GIRL: Yes dad, he is very smart.
DAD: Okay, don't førget to give him the one on the table titled, "I AM NOT STUP!D, I UNDERSTOOD EVERYTHING YOU'VE BEEN SAYING" by Shakespeare!
And also the one on the dinning titled "IF YOU GET PRËGNĀNT PREPARE TO GET MARRĪED" by Wole Soyinka.
