We're a bunch of fun loving military members who just can't deny our love for the service we provide our country. We will now be venturing on to bigger and better things as private military contractors (aka operators). We would like to be doing raids and carrying bountiful amounts of ammo heinously strapped across our bodies. We provide very little combat experience which some would think is neces
sary, but think again, what we do provide is a very elaborate front for our accomplishments. We are here to provide you with a service some would think is an act of debauchery, we like to make people think we are very hard, war torn psychopaths. In all actuality we have merely spent our time standing post and living out the dreams of actual combat veterans. We like to make sleeveless employment an option so as to display our tattoos more efficiently. If you wish to be employed by this agency I would like for you to ask yourself the following questions. 1. Have you ever walked around with a du***ss pi**ed off "i've done prison time" look on your face?. If you answered yes to one or more of these questions well than look no further bring your un-proportionate p***y ass right on over! The most important part of our company is that we look bad ass. We do not in any way want elite, highly trained applicants. However if you can tell cool stories about something that was pretty lame than you have a bright future with Pegasus Security Group. We ask that applicants without any ink just simply keep it moving. Just ask yourself, do you want to get out of the marine corps and stop being this awesome and just an overall hard ass or do you want to still be just as bad ass and have even more time for selfies and acting heartless with fellow minded brethren. If you feel you are in a time of need and need training in cold weather survival, common passing on of duties to someone else. We can provide you with the tools you need to do absolutely nothing once you are placed into the position to do so. If you have been known to be the guy to swing first our company is not for you, we like to keep the violence to a minimum and hope that our intimidation is enough to diffuse the situation. We will not offer very many services, we just simply don't know how. One operation we simply refuse on all counts to offer is any sort of underwater operation no matter what is fu***ng happening, WE DO NOT GO UNDERWATER! If you feel like you have some ridiculous fu***ng request that our small amount of experience can in some way provide you with assistance. Than A. How much do you already suck at life? B. We will require that you pay us a very extensive amount of money even though we will most likely not be able to assist you in any way. C. If and when we do show up it is not our fault if you are extremely disappointed and will be offering no refunds for our services.
