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21/03/2021

It is with great sadness that I have to announce that Theressa The Turkey died today. When we went to lock the chickens up for the night she was not in the chicken shed and when we searched for her we found her dead in the garden, she didn't appear to have been attacked by anything and hadn't been ill so we surmise that she either had a heart attack or choked on something ( She was always eating inappropriate things), but she had a nice life and lived considerably longer than she would have done if she had stayed in the turkey farm 18 months ago.

21/02/2021

Very pleased that the white stuff has gone, really enjoyed the sunshine yesterday, had a lovely day mooching around, got told off for standing on the hellebores (whatever they are) but apart from that a very nice day.

We had to stay in yesterday, but when we were let out this morning something really wierd had happened since we were las...
09/02/2021

We had to stay in yesterday, but when we were let out this morning something really wierd had happened since we were last out, someone has stolen all the colours, everything is white!! very strange. I would have asked P.T.W.D about it but he has just gone a bit bonkers and seams to spend his time running around in circles.

I've had to go into lockdown because there is this thing called Avian Flu, that Dog keeps coming and gloating because ap...
14/12/2020

I've had to go into lockdown because there is this thing called Avian Flu, that Dog keeps coming and gloating because apparently dogs don't get it so as he keeps demonstrating, he can run around all he likes. He's very smug, you wait till I get out of here, I'll wipe that smug look off his face, it's a good job I've got my little brown friends here in my social bubble, we are going to hang some baubles on this shrub that's poking through the wire and have a lovely Christmas without that horrible dog

11/09/2020

I'm feeling very said today, I built a lovely bower and laid some eggs and was being a very good mum sitting diligently on them and 'Graham the chick killer' came and stole them and has locked me in the hen house, I'm thinking of calling the R.S.P.B. Paddy The Wonder Dog keeps telling me that they would never have hatched but what does he know he's only a dog and has never laid an egg in his life!

They aren't really going to put me in there there they?
21/06/2020

They aren't really going to put me in there there they?

I keep telling that stupid dog it's not for me it's for some animal called Dahlia, it's a big strong cage so Dahlias mus...
15/06/2020

I keep telling that stupid dog it's not for me it's for some animal called Dahlia, it's a big strong cage so Dahlias must be very fierce. I don't think I'm looking forward to meeting them.

08/05/2020

I've been laying loads of eggs. The humans make a fuss of me and give me a lunch of mixed corn as a treat, so they must be pleased with me. I notice that the so called 'Wonder Dog' doesn't get mixed corn. Ha Ha Ha!!!

WooHoo!! I've laid an egg! ( and it's bigger than the hens) so put that in your pipe and smoke it Paddy the so-called Wo...
18/03/2020

WooHoo!! I've laid an egg! ( and it's bigger than the hens) so put that in your pipe and smoke it Paddy the so-called Wonder Dog! Ha ha ha

Found a new friend!!
13/01/2020

Found a new friend!!

02/01/2020

I've found out why Santa didn't visit me, apparently you have to hang a stocking up, Paddy he Wonder Dog says he hung his up and it was filled with presents in the morning. Unfortunately Turkeys don't wear stockings but hey ho I've got a whole year to find one.

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