Blackpool abnormal removal services

25/06/2023

19/11/2020

Our accountant having a nice meal

26/10/2020

I’m waiting

04/10/2020

If this happens to you please wait for the Attendant to arrive on the scene before doing anything.

30/09/2020

This one was a right laugh. Someone's Adobe Photoshop decided to start eating things and turning them into PNGs with no backgrounds. Lost about 7 agents just trying to get it under control, in the end we just chucked it in a dumpster and it stopped after eating a car.

30/09/2020

A lot of people were asking where we keep anomalous bears. The short answer would be: The Bear Pit. Unfortunately I can't disclose how deep it goes, but it's bloody deep. There are real bears further down, but the upper ones are mostly anomalies that would steel children's teeth while they slept.

30/09/2020

Site 4 has had a breach don't go to the theme park.

30/09/2020

This lad keeps stealing the roads, he's already completely erased entire main roads leading between cities!! If seen please report to the Concept Accumulator Department please!!!

27/07/2020

Monke is now mamager

26/07/2020

Pingu is completely fine
Watch it

26/07/2020

if anyone remembers the TV show "Pingu" please report for termination - a class 11 entity has consumed your brain and we can't risk it realising itself.

15/03/2020

Sorry we haven't been posting much, there have been several Curry-Based entities breaching the vault. It's one thing having to contain curry monsters, it's another having to re-contain them now that someone opened their cage. Ugh.