Dizzy Lizzys Gardening Equipment Servicing and Sales

30/05/2026

Hi Folks.
Saturday was suppose to be drop off a mower and that was it.
I forgot a customer was turning up because of fuel leak.
I replaced the fuel pipe as it had a split in it.
It still wouldn't start so I drained the float carb and it had water in it.
So I cleaned the carb and it still wouldn't run.
While the carb was in the cleaner he went out and bought us both bacon buttys and drinks from Splits in North Bersted parade.
That butty was perfect.
Anyway, I eventually decided the problem was thevfuel because it didn't smell right.
So I drained the tank, put fresher fuel in it and with a few shots of easy start to help it run while clearing out the old fuel, it ran sweetly.
And after that, it went mental.
Just glad people were happy.
But the main point of this post is this event that a customer is putting on at the Chichester Festival Theatre.
He's also pretty good at cricket I've heard.

Eclectic and Creative Variations on Folk Classics.

11/05/2026

Hi Folks.
Hope your keeping cool and wrapping up in wet weather gear to keep warm this week, and it's only Monday 🤣
One day your looking at Tshirts and shorts, the next day it's Macs and Damart 🤦🤣
Now people can contact me in various ways, but just sending me a message with only "Good evening" will get you blocked.
Don't just say that, continue with you're enquiry or problem as I will instantly block you.
And today was a Damart day 🥶

05/05/2026

Hi Folks.
Hope your all doing ok.
When I say if you have any problems when I return a piece if equipment to you, or you collect it, it doesn't mean you can turn up on my doorstep at 18:30 and ask me where I can get a brake hose for their van.
You will be presented with my WTF face and told unpolitely to F**K OFF, which is what happened tonight.
I fix garden machinery, and if that dumb f**k wit reads this post, use your phone to look for brake pipes that aren't on the mowers I work on.
I swear the World is getting dumber!!

16/03/2026

Hi Folks.
Hope you're all ok and enjoying that yellow dot in the sky.
It's gone mental since that dot appeared and now I only have slots from the 7th of April for servicing mowers.
And please don't contact me on a Sunday, or insist you can only drop your machine off on a Sunday, as there is now a £20 surcharge as why should I work on a Sunday?
I need one day off to wash my socks in peace 😁
I'll try help as best I can, but I just can't drop everything because you decide to have a BBQ and your mower won't start.
But if I can have a cheese burger or a hotdog with caramelised onions, I might be persuaded 😋

30/01/2026

Hi Folks.
Hope your all ok.
It's starting to get busy, and it's now a week plus to get a mower servicing slot.
I only take in upto 6 mowers a week as I don't have space to store more than that, but if no problems, it's normally back by Friday.
Take care everyone 😊

21/01/2026

Hi Folks.
It's half way through January and I'm starting to get back into working after taking it easy for a few months.
This rain is causeing problems, but 1 large tarpaulin, some clamps and a bunge cord and my customers machines will keep relatively dry.
I've got jobs booked in from the 26th, so if you need a mower service or other repair doing, I'm taking bookings from the 2nd February.
Take care all 😊

31/12/2025

Hope you all have a good 2026.

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26/12/2025

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25/12/2025

Hi all.
Hope you're all having a good time.
I've just finished making the usual nibbles.
Curried mince pies, pastrami/bacon and cheese turn overs.
Ok, some look like a face hugger egg from the top, but I'll be the one attacking it 😋🤣

24/12/2025

Hi Folks.
Hope your ready.
It's that time of year so,
Have a Happy Bah Humbug to you all 😁