The Grumpy Tortoise

The Grumpy Tortoise Relatable stationery, clothing and gifts
Sometimes funny, always relatable & occasionally grumpy

10/09/2026

Blanket season is here, well it never leaves in my house but I don't think that's normal.

I'm restocking the Buffy blanket as we completely sold out at the lady event including my display blanket!

I love these blankets, I really need to get my butt in gear and make the new ideas I've had for them too.

07/09/2026

You gotta do what you gotta do 😂

Trying to get back into the rhythm of recording and posting so this weeks YouTube video is here. The video I had planned...
03/09/2026

Trying to get back into the rhythm of recording and posting so this weeks YouTube video is here. The video I had planned this week didn't go to plan so I filmed my day today instead.

03/09/2026

We need an autumnal version of a 'spring clean'

Instagram decided to break my draft, which just reminded me why I only batch content when I'm away and not on the regula...
02/09/2026

Instagram decided to break my draft, which just reminded me why I only batch content when I'm away and not on the regular.

I'm due a Supernatural rewatch soon, but I gotta finish the X-Files first.

31/08/2026

Unfortunately my office doesn't look like this today and I'm going to have to spend the first day back doing a major clean and tidy 🙈

30/08/2026

I promised myself at the start of 2026 that by the end of the year I would have transitioned to only selling products in my shop fully drawn / designed by me so I am having a bit clearance sale on licensed art products.
This is good news for you as there are bargains to be had!
Checkout the 'Retiring Products' section on our website to grab yourself a bargain and consider giving me a follow as I have been busy drawing a new bookish range!

Took bloody ages to find this sound 😂My little cozy autumnal heart is ready for the ber months, they are so close I can ...
29/08/2026

Took bloody ages to find this sound 😂

My little cozy autumnal heart is ready for the ber months, they are so close I can taste them. Ready for cozy days, pumpkin spice flavoured drinks, lots of reading and gaming.

Not quite sure who I'm kidding I'm a self employed small business owner so it'll be a lot of working but I can dream 😂

27/08/2026

Please don't cancel me but I have tried Stranger Things 3 times now and I just don't vibe with it. I don't have that quick connection I get with characters on other shows and can't bring myself to watch past season 1 🙈

Do you have a show like this? No judgement here!

This is me, welcome!
26/08/2026

This is me, welcome!

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