Aztec car park clamp and security

Aztec car park clamp and security Comedy fictitious car clamping business...not to be taken seriously....harmless fun...designed to sh

Happy new year...we're back again...after our little stint on watchdog, we've been really busy again...got two more guys...
10/01/2016

Happy new year...we're back again...after our little stint on watchdog, we've been really busy again...got two more guys joining us now, one polish, the other dodgy fu**in Russian...Sergei....what a c # he is....doesn't fu # # about....he's been doing clamping...clamped a coach full of pensioners on a day trip to babbacombe theatre...passenger started throwing stuff at him....he was threatened by the coach driver....but the driver did park 4 inches into the double yellow lines...serge took no notice...drove off in the van...no fu given...legend

30/09/2015

Back in Exeter again today....no clamping, just security...will post more of our adventures soon...apparently our solicitor has told us we're on bbc watchdog soon...good advertising for us then..

Not much to say here....one of our team isn't very bright here....clamped the wrong f # car....Christopher, you formles...
30/09/2015

Not much to say here....one of our team isn't very bright here....clamped the wrong f # car....Christopher, you formless tw ...

We had a run on the disabled this week....pardon the pun...this one had popped into boots for some femi fresh,,,must be ...
30/09/2015

We had a run on the disabled this week....pardon the pun...this one had popped into boots for some femi fresh,,,must be to do with all those hours in a wheelchair or something...Viktor, our Hungarian trainee held the door open for her...as she was leaving her wheel was caught in the drain and you guessed it...it was in the clamping zone...Viktor soon got the clamp on as she was pleading with him to let her off...but old Viktor is learning fast and carried on...but would you Adam an eve it, she gets up and legs it...it's all on cctv so she'll be reported to the DSS Monday...meanwhile if anyone wants a wheelchair, it's in good nick, cushion has a few stains but for £25 sovs, beggars can't be choosers...

This was a bit of quick thinking by one of our clampers...this geezer popped into his local shop to get some f**s and bo...
30/09/2015

This was a bit of quick thinking by one of our clampers...this geezer popped into his local shop to get some f**s and booze....as he goes into the shop, our eagle eyed terry spots the rear of his scooter was in a clamping zone...the law states if 3/4 of the vehicle is in a parking zone it can be clamped....no sooner as the guys in the shop, our Tezza has the clamp on sharpish....he'd put a clamp on a dolls pram...little c # ..lol

The guy did give us the £120 release fee...(dearer than a car cause of the size of the clamp)...so he gave us the 200 f**s and a case of Stella as a deposit....he came round and paid the fine...he asked for his goods....but we told him goods were non refundable...we sold the f**s and drank the beer...result..😜

Clamping a car is a wonderful feeling...one of our best ones....this guy was clamped at his local doctors surgery...30 s...
30/09/2015

Clamping a car is a wonderful feeling...one of our best ones....this guy was clamped at his local doctors surgery...30 seconds after the ticket expired the clamp was on...we were pi***ng our selves in the van...this geezer was on benefits for a bad back..f all wrong there..handed photo to dos...£85 release fee in my pocket...happy days...😊

30/09/2015

Here at Aztec car park clamp and security...we don't f about...we are a security firm first...providing services including vehicle clamping and debt collection services...our am...to secure and to protect the public...we don't mess around when it comes to clamping....within in a minute of parking tickets expiring, the clamps on...

Debt collections...no soft soap stories...if you haven't got the money...FIND IT...OR WE START TAKING..

we returned 92% recovery rate for a local council...

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