23/06/2025
Thought I’d share what my niece Cody composed lying on her lounger in Marmaris this morning. Hope you all have a great laugh like I’m having🤣🤣
Ma wee Auntie Anne runs a hoover repair,
If it’s bust or it’s clarty, she’ll fix it with flair.
No kettles, no toasters, no dodgy wee deals —
Just hoovers and filters and serious wheels. 💨
She’s the queen o’ the suction, the fixer o’ fluff,
Wi’ screws in her pocket and hands made o’ tough.
From Henry tae Shark, she knows every part —
She’ll bring yer dead hoover back straight fae the heart.
But come the weekend, it’s tractors and gin,
Her and big Tony, pretendin’ they’re in
A farming life filled wi’ sheep and some hay —
Though they barely can drive it, they still make a day. 🚜🍸
Corrie’s her princess, full crown and full sass,
Swannin’ aboot like she’s royalty class. 👑
And Lyle’s just chillin’, pure laid-back mode,
Probably nappin’ while life explodes.
So here’s tae Aunt Anne — wi’ her hoover repair,
Gin in her glass and wind in her hair.
She’s got parts, she’s got pride, and a tractor she steers,
The only lass I ken who vacuums wi’ cheers!
