20/05/2026
Are you a ‘Stripper Customer’? 😂
You know the type.
They say they support local businesses.
They contact a local business and say:
🚨 “We need this urgently!”
🤝 “Let’s meet!”
💰 “We’re ready to move!”
The business gets excited.
They put time into calls, ideas, proposals and planning.
Then…
👻 Nothing.
Gone.
That, my friends, is what I call a stripper customer.
Someone who gets a business all excited… then f***s off 😅
Look, if you really want to support local businesses - brilliant. I’m all for it.
But there are 2 sides to the equation.
Yes, businesses should:
✅ Do a great job
✅ Communicate properly
✅ Deliver great service
But customers also need to:
✅ Respect people’s time
✅ Communicate honestly
✅ Not disappear after saying it’s “urgent”
Because if local businesses wanted to get excited and then abandoned…
We’d go to the strip club. 😂
