19/10/2026
Dear biscuits,
We need to tell you something. Last week Tony's Chocolonely slid into our DMs, and then our mug. And before you know it, we'd fallen in love with a new kind of dunk.
Yeah, it's a bit messy... but aren't we all? And we need to say a few things.
🍫 It's Chocolate Week. That means, technically, we're on a break.
🍫 Chocolate and tea just go well together, OK? There's some kind of science stuff about it, probably.
🍫 The way it melts... it's kind of wrong but right at the same time.
🍫 We haven't dunked anyone else. Only Tony's.
🍫 We'll always love biscuits. That will never change.
🍫 But if this post goes well, maybe we'll get free chocolate.
🍫 If YOU want free chocolate (and free tea) then a few cafes will be handing out Yorkshire Tea and Tony's this week. Details in the comments.
That last bullet point is addressed to humans, rather than biscuits.
