26/06/2026
It’s officially “too hot to function” season ☀️🥵
British businesses everywhere are currently operating under extreme conditions:
🔥 Computers overheating
🔥 Vans turning into mobile ovens
🔥 Office fans fighting for their lives
🔥 Iced coffees surviving approximately 11 seconds
Meanwhile business owners are still trying to act professional while slowly melting into their office chairs 😅
This weather does raise an important question though…
At what temperature does HMRC allow you to submit your VAT return from a paddling pool? 👀
As accountants, we can confirm:
📋 Deadlines still exist
💻 Payroll still needs running
📞 Emails still arrive
☀️ Motivation has completely evaporated
So if you receive a slightly slower email response this week, please understand…
We are doing our best.
But we may also currently resemble warm cheese.
Stay cool everyone 😎
– Anne