14/05/2022
Sawasdee Krup Sauce lovers.
It's been a totally long-drawn-out 'Sauceless' dragfest so it has. What with BIG dollops of This and HUGE chunks of that, we never thought this day would return.
But rest assured Munchkins, The Chili Thaiger's 'Awesome Thai Sauces' will soon be back in Full Swing . . In the mere shake of a lamb's tooshtie so to speak !!
Watch this space, and please keep your drool in check :0 )
But in the meantime . . .
A cheeky introduction to our Pop-riveting new page:
Purevil EXTREMEsport@PUREVILextremeSportswear
A PUREVIL ExtremeSport Health Warning:
This is NOT a Short Post!!
ENJOY ;0 )
Hi Everyone,
It’s been an Absolut Age since I dropped any sort of post, so hoping you’re all well, your straggly Bushes are neatly trimmed in your home-grown Rose Gardens, and life is sweeter than the collective family jar of pickled Nose Hair ;0 )
We’re trying our best to keep Nappers (Doric for ‘Heads’) & Tootsies above Water this end.
And just when we wriggle out of our Cuddly Covid Bubble, some PsychoSuperFreakski goes and throws the Planet a curve ball like he’s, like, ‘Mong the Merciless’ on MaxiProzac or something.
W T Hey?
I know life’s no Bed of Satin Undergarments for many of us, but please Continue to Support UKRAINE as best u can. Their need is considerably greater than ours, and if I’m honest, I’m truly thankful the closest we get to it is a hike in prices. Don’t lose interest. Keep up-to-date daily, as this tragic, senseless ‘WAR’ seems never ending?!
It’s indeed a Brave New Topsy-Turvy World Munchkins.
Time to dig out and digest such verbal gems as . . . ‘We only pass this way once’ . . . ‘Life’s too short’ . . . ‘Don’t take anything for granted’. Yada, yada, blah, blah, blah.
Stop lazing around on those Lead-filled Jacksies, whilst Slurping down gallons of tasteless Vanilla Sundaes, pack up your old kit bag (Figuratively speaking) and let’s go Live a Little.
Shake off those Moody Blues, Suck up some FRESH ‘A’, and grab Life by the Short & C’s ;0 )
So where do we as a Hot, Virgin ‘New-kids-on-the-block’ Outfit squeeze into this tight, Saucy, Spandex-stretched Picture?
By offering a Shedload of ‘Pure’ & ‘Earthy’, Super-fresh and Spunky-funky clothes, covered in a Melee, a Mixture, a Hodgepodge, a Skirmish, a Potpourri, a Fracas, a Salmagundi, nae a veritable Cornucopia of Hard-hitting designs . . . That’s where.
Let’s get Fearless and start embracing them Smokin’ Hot Passions that’s done been hiding at the back of that sk**ky old underwear drawer, crank up a few Pure-On-Mental Adrenalin levels, and ‘Get On It like a Beetle Bonnet’.
In the meantime, go grab a Comfy Pew from your Granny’s house, pop one of your Da’s Healthy Chill-Pills and pour yourself a nice, refreshing, yet ECO-friendly Drinky poo of ‘Liquid Lush’ and prepare to have your Yawn Gland viciously Yanked & Squished until you can’t stand being Yanked . . . or Squished anymore.
Brace Yourselves Peeps . . . It’s PUREVIL ExtremeSport Time baby.
Welcome Sporty Extremists, and those of a Gentler Puppy-stroking nature.
Super-stoked you’ve dropped in for a Snoop Dogg of our new PUREVIL Extremesport page, Birthplace of a Wickedly Spicy new breed of Active/Leisure wear oozing Raw Attitude and True Grit by the Thimbleful.
So . . . We thought, with all that’s going on, we’d finally take time out to offer an Extra Thick Slice of “Let’s Cheer the Flip Up” and launch our truly unique range of ‘Uber-designed’, Hardcore Street Gear, lovingly smothered in the heady guise of:
PUREVIL 3xtreme5port – EarthVolatileIceLiquid
(Extreme it to the MAX.)
Ruff, Tuff Clobber for the disconcerting Thriller Spiller . . . or those maybe Not-so-much.
Tip-top quality & Hardy-wearing, soothing the craziest of (Extremified) itches.
But 1st, a quick, spontaneously colour-coated detour . . . Of sorts.
The VIBE is ECOgreen. Ironic really, considering our planet’s being continuously poked by the S**tty end of a HUGE, pointy S**tty St1ck!
If you haven’t already addressed the demons in the room, it’s defo time to remove those overgrown horsey blinkers and start showing Mother ‘E’ some serious ECOlove. Don’t be telling me she doesn’t deserve our help, seeing as we’re the ones constantly shafting her 7 ways to Doomsday :0 (
Let’s face it, it’s like we’re dropping Humpty DUMPties on our own doorsteps ‘Every Fudging Day of the week’. What’s that all about?
The tired, creaky old Battle Cry of “Re-use Plastic Bags” and “Keep Cuddly! Dolphins out of Tuna Tins” ain’t Cuttin’ the Mustard no more . . . Not by a long chalk!
It’s merely The T.O.T.I.
(Helping Hand: Tip Of The Iceberg).
Here’s a ‘Cold Hard Earth Fact’ to wrap your gumdrops around:
1980: World’s Population was 4 Billion (Having taken 6 Million odd years to get there).
42 years on (2022): World Population’s near DOUBLED!! (In the Wink of a Jap’s Eye).
Don’t be kidding yourselves, that picture’s as clear as the window to a Baby-snogging, Vote-raping, Honesty-lacking Politician’s soul.
ECO is, and always will be . . . A S**t Load MORE than 3 Letters.
Not stating the obvious (World Leaders Built-in Avoidance Clause), here’s a suggestion:
TRY KEEPING IT IN YOUR (Global) PANTS for a change!!
Only set free from Individual Wrapping for the following:
FRESH AIR (Avoid Public Areas)
SELF-SEXERCISE (Avoid Public Areas)
PREORDAINED PROCREATIONAL PROCLIVITIES (Note signed by your Mum . . . and Avoid Public Areas)
She’s a Hard One to swallow, but seeing as serious discussions on Over-population are about as rare as Rocking Horse Sh*z, maybe swallowing IS the way aHEAD ;0 )
It’s well past time to ‘Pull fingers out’, but ‘Pull Out’ we should. Then we need to wave that dodgy ‘Digit’ around until those with any modicum of sense start to seriously address this Super Scary ‘Population Growth’ gig, whilst also mixing it up with a liberal, and meaningful sprinkling of ‘Global Warming’.
Do you think the 2 might be inerasably linked? Perish the ‘T’ !!
Best be women though, cos Men can’t Multi-task, and women are probs more sensible!!
An ‘EASY’ fix you ask? I’m thinking NOT, or we would’ve fixed it already . . . Wouldn’t we??
With a Smorgasbord of differing cultures, a MegaMash of ‘Religions’, and a Penchant as a species who love to ignore the obvious, it kinda smells like we might be on a Kick-up-the- Hiding-to-nowhere :0 (
Obviously, Fingers and Nut-sacks crossed we’re not.
If we seriously want to help this Truly Spectacular Planet recover from our endless misgivings, it’s time to face brutal facts Head-on, make some Hard (& Fast) Global Decisions, and try our utmost to crack on as ONE-Earth-caring, sharing family.
A strange comment it may be, but think CHINA for a moment.
Consider the BIGGER picture. Give serious thought to knocking them ‘BIG’ families on the Head…Metaphysically speaking of course.
China seemed to have a handle on it way back in 1980, implementing a 1-child policy to address their scary ‘In-house’ population growth rate.
Well now it’s a scary ‘Global’ Population Growth Rate we’re facing. If we don’t reign in our L***y Libido’s and start Shootin’ the Real Sh*z, we might as well shut up shop and start peddling our dodgy wares on some other distant planetoid!! But not MARS, cos seemingly it’s totes Fcuked already.
Oh well, best stop as Frothing at the mouth, and soz for the ECO rant, just lettin’ off a gut-load of ‘Green’ steamy stuff.
And now . . . The “ HARD SELL “:
We may be 3 marbles short of a bar full of Peepee-coated nuts, but we’re well committed (Or should be) to sharing Souped-up-sexy, Ruff, Tuff, Hard-wearing clobber with not only ‘Certified’ 4dr3nal1n Monk13s, but also ‘Hard-core’ F45h10n Victims AND ‘Sensible’ Sof4 Spr4wl3rs.
It don’t matter if u sport Toit Abs or carefully groomed Jelly Bellies, we’ve got you covered.
Screws loose or not, you lunatics deserve Top Notch Togs that stand up to the constant battering of Life on the Raggedy Edge as you pick up scrapes and scuffs scoping out every nook and cranny of our Ever-giving ‘Big Bad W’ in search of a Full-on, Pulse-throbbin’, Stomach-churnin’, Eyeball-poppin’, Panty-fillin’ Adrenalin Rush. . . the odd ‘Doob’ Bomber . . . or strutting yon Funky ‘S’ in and around your favoured HooDs whilst showing Undying Love for your Passion of choice.
So parents hearts beat 20 to the doz when their offspring are out Ripping Dirt, Surfing White, Climbing Rock, Diving Deep, Racing Track, SkiBoarding Black, Base J Blue or Maxxing Out to any other ‘D’ Defying ‘Vanilla’ Sport!!
I’m sure they’re happy for you . . . On the outside!
What can I say, U gotta chase that ‘Adrenalin-fuelled’ Dragon 24/7/365. Or at least until he burns your crusty !!
Getting B@lls-out Designmungo creative ain’t ‘JUST’ about nailing wkd logos and sexy slogans . . It’s ‘ALL’ about nailing WkD Logos and Sexy Slogans :0 )
As me dear Ma used to say after a Choc & Cheese-coated Jam sandwich, a few sneaky Pernod’s and a double Screwdriver chaser on the rocks . . . “Chili D my delightfully smart bundle of Cerise Pink Candy Floss!! One should always Dress to Impress”?!
LISTEN TO MY MA!!?! Come grab a Spicy slice of whatever PUREVIL sporty design floats your boat, then go spaz the ‘Extreme’ Bej1zzle out of it.
A Quick History Ketchup in Saucy BRIEFS.
In the Beginning there was ‘P’ . . . The ‘Stand-alone’ Logo.
Mixed with a splattering of ‘Origin’ . . . PUREVIL CULTWEAR.
B4 MegaMorphing into . . . PUREVIL EXTREMESPORT
( All or Nuthin’ )
pureEARTH “ SweatyTerraStratoSports “. Land & Sky Beetches.
pureVOLATILE “ Smokin’HotPassions “. Wack sports? Nah, it’s ‘Likes & Loves’ Baby.
pureICE ‘White’ or ‘Black’, it’s “ Brass’M’sports “. Work it out why don’t U.
pureLIQUID “ MoistH2Osports “. At One with Water. It’s a sensual thing.
‘Off the Shelf’ - DOPE DESIGNS and 1st CONTACT.
pureEARTH Designs are 1st to spew forth Hot & Heavy from the PUREVIL lens, so slither over nifty to our Facebook photos section, and cast your peepers over the merch’.
If you likes what you sees, drop a line to [email protected] and we’ll Feed the Needy Beast Lickety Split.
Granted, it’s not a pucker PUREVIL Email address, but what the hey, we’re still the same Hard-workin’ Motley Crew of Degenerate Misfits we’ve always been ;0 )
“ TASTY CLOBBER “
With limited runs of both Original and Mega-Morphed PUREVIL Designs now available at reduced prices, DON’T be hanging around with the placing of the orders. These doped-out threads will shelf shift quicker than a Stoned Cheetah on Back-street steroids.
MachoManly Men:
T-shirts (S/M) £12 (+ P/P)
T-shirts (L/XL/XXL) £14 (+ P/P)
L/S Tshirts (S/M) £16 (+P/P)
L/S Tshirts (L/XXL) £20 (+P/P)
Wonderfuelled Women:
T-shirt (S/M) £10 (+P/P)
T-shirts (L) £12 (+P/P)
L/S T-shirts (S/M) £14 (+P/P)
L/S T-shirts (L) £18 (+P/P)
Postage is via them Royal Mail dudies . . . for starters anywhoose!!
P+P prices are Location dependant . . . Obviously.
“ The DIRTY DOLLAR “
Once P&P is agreed, PayPal the Mahookie out of those Saucy purchases why don’t you.
Super Simple.
[email protected]
Slick & Saucy photos of our remaining E.V.I.L. Designs, and other Funkaholic collections painstakingly slammed-dunked on Bitchin’ Loin Cloth are on the way.
In the meantime, if you Feel At-One with our Wkd Vibe and like what you see on our catchy Facebook banner, go out and ‘Share the Love’, ‘Spread the word’, oh and get in touch with us, cos we’d loves to hears from you.
[email protected]
In a world gone Hazelnut Whip Crazy, why not Treat yourselves to an Extreme(ly) Rugged Make-over, kompliments of us PUREVIL Snort Goblins. Purchase a few Hard-hittin’ threads B4 struttin’ your Hard-core ‘###’ stuff Here, There, and every Freakin’ where.
You know it makes sense.
AND a YOUTUBE Channel?
Get off on Fun, Laughter & a Zany Skit or 3? Why not swing by our Virginal YouTube Channel:
The Wor(L)d According To AJ & Chili D . . . Fun-Lovin’ Gobsh*tes
Spewing out Spurious(ly Funny) Shizzle.
Granted there’s only a few ‘Gear Grinder’ (Car) vids to choose from at the mo’, but it’s Early Days and we’re well looking 4ward to cranking out a wide and varied sock-load of Off-the-shelf crazy.
“ dEVIL’s in the dETAIL “
Don’t worry your little cotton sox about our ‘Satanic’ sounding logo. There’s no Devil Worshiping or Headless Chicken Dancing going on in this Casa, just the warmish embrace of any&all Extreme(ly Mad-bonkers)sport, cos let’s face it, Favouritism Sux.
So puff out those Chiselled Chestypoos, tweak them Naughty Nipplettes and as said previously . . . ‘Get On It like that proverbial Beetle Bonnet ;0 )
“ A FINAL ECO FOOTNOTE “
Lastly and Serpently not Leastly . . .
As (Possibly Unwanted) Guests on a Planet in Abject Pain,
Take a Daily ‘Time-Out’ and try your bestest to Make a Difference.
We only gets 1 shot at this, and so far we’re kinda Fluffing it up BIG time :0 (
End of Days (No pun intended), do it for those pesky kids.
Love & B Loved.
Chili D out.
[email protected]
Remember . . . “ LIMITS are for LOSERS “
PUREVIL 3XTREME5PORT
“ GET IN THERE “
