29/10/2026
Have you herd about Tess' good job???
After two days of specialist fi****ms training, PD Tess was finally heading home. 🐾🚔 Tired? Maybe. Ready to clock off? Absolutely not. 😅
As her human was driving back, a job came over the air that sounded far too good to miss. LPA officers had carried out a welfare check on a domestic abuse victim and located a male wanted for breaching both bail conditions and a DVPN.
The male decided running away across nearby fields was his best option. Unfortunately for him, Tess takes a very dim view of people who ignore sanctions designed to protect victims and decided she'd support the team with a reminder!! 🐕🦺👮
LPA officers gave chase, and Tess immediately decided she must be starring in her very own episode of Clarkson's Farm 🚜🌾so with the enthusiasm of a dog who had absolutely no intention of waiting until tomorrow to put her training into practice, Tess got to work….
She picked up the scent and tracked into nearby fields, indicating near a combine harvester, but progress was temporarily delayed by an entirely unreasonable herd of cows 🐄🐄🐄 who seemed determined to interfere with her police business.
Frankly, their teamwork was poor, and their cooperation levels were even worse, refusing to moo-ve out of her way!! 🤦♀️🐄
(Sorry!! 😆)
Not impressed by the four-legged roadblock, Tess worked around them, and completed a full circuit of the field and, proving she was more effective than a scarecrow on a night shift 🚜🌾, located the male hiding inside a trailer behind the tractor.
A few well-chosen verbal commands later, the male decided his farming adventure was over and sensibly decided to hand himself over rather than continue a game he was clearly losing.
If Tess finds you there’s Diddly Squat you can do about it….👍
So that's:
✅ Two days of training completed
✅ One farm-themed manhunt attended 🚜🌾
✅ One male arrested 👮
Good job, everyone... although Tess would like it noted for the record that the cows were, at best, neutral observers and, at worst, deliberate obstacles. 🐄😒🐾 😂
