22/07/2026
👀🐶 We’re not saying this is your fault, but… 🐶 👀
Readers, we’re genuinely blown away by the support you’ve shown our dogs and this page. We love sharing their stories with you and giving you a glimpse into the unique personalities behind the wagging tails.
Unfortunately though… you’ve created a monster. 🤣🐶
As you already know, PD Bramble has never exactly been short of confidence. She was quite happy believing she was the centre of the universe long before our social media page came along.
Then you started telling her how wonderful she is. ❤️
She’s now fully convinced she’s Britain’s favourite police dog. 👑
Her human recently tried explaining that people enjoy hearing about the work she does, and it's not just a Bramble appreciation club.
Bramble didn’t even let them finish.
“Right,” she said. “More devices. More Bramble. That’s what the people want.” 🤦♀️
So today she went out and delivered...
While assisting officers on a search, Bramble located a number of digital devices that will help towards the investigation. 📱🐾
She’s calling it “giving the fans what they came for.” Her handler is calling it “doing her job.”
And a job well done it was. Yes, you are a clever girl, Bramble. 💙
Then, because apparently finding evidence wasn’t dramatic enough, she decided to get herself stung by a wasp. 🐝
We’re still trying to work out whether it was an unfortunate accident or whether she thought it might help her go viral. Ever since someone mentioned the Amber Heard courtroom bee, she’s been convinced insect-related fame is an untapped market.
Thankfully, apart from a bruised ego when she realised the wasp wasn't going to make her trend online, she’s absolutely fine. 😌
She'll be back at work tomorrow, hopefully finding more sneaky hiding places... that is unless she decides she's too famous and starts demanding her own security... (You are a police dog, Bram).
We’ll leave you with this… 👀🌟
There’ll be another Bramble update next week. We can’t say too much just yet, but somehow she’s managed to get herself a TV appearance. We'll give you a clue... it starts with M and ends with 24/7.
Don’t ask. We’re already preparing ourselves... 🙈🐾
