07/11/2021
Do you have a friend or family member who just needs a right old slap?? You know the one, the one that bi***es all the time about being fat but won't stop F'kin eating? The one that cries about having no money but smokes and drinks like a scummy C'nt? The one that's flakey and wastes everyone's time with indecision and self important inconsideration?..... Well yo F'ck that noise!! Gimme a message and I'll pop round with a right old fashioned slap or two, a proper full on prison rules palm and wrist jobby, right in the grid.
So don't delay, you know that bastard, get it sorted 👍