Something obscure and pretentious

01/09/2024

Edgy s**t, eh readers?

12/05/2024

Clearly this site isn’t obscure enough. But it’s edgy now. “Content that impacts our community!”

Form an orderly queue, ladies…

04/07/2018

"Define irony."

19/04/2018

…and that's the way you like it.

07/08/2017

…and it doesn't get more obscure than THAT, ladies and gentlemen. We made it happen, you, me and us! Tell your friends!

Actually, s**t, no — DON'T tell your friends.

Phew, thought I was losing my touch there for a second.

04/01/2015

Been a while since I posted on here. Years, in fact. Now THAT's being obscure.

30/04/2012

22/02/2012

Thought I should get the Ed Sheerin album. That guy has soul. His voice and his music really speak to me.

23/11/2011

reckon I would add my thoughts on all the Occupy Wall St/London protest sit-ins to show how on the pulse I am with current affairs.
Problem is, I know that showing my solidarity with the protesters makes me look radical and committed, especially to the ladies — but then again, having loads of cash and the things it buys pulls another kind of p***y altogether. Maybe I’ll buy a V For Vendetta mask just in case and keep Warner Bros in business, just to keep ALL the ladies happy.

14/10/2011

"You are not a beautiful and unique snowflake. You are the same decaying organic matter as everyone else, and we are all part of the same compost pile." ~ Chuck Palahniuk, Fight Club, Chapter 17.

Only I've never read it. But I saw the film and noticed how other people quoted this bit quite a lot. If it makes me look literary yet manly in front of the ladies, cool. I'll put something up from Withnail & I on here next, it's like TOTALLY what my life is like...