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WonkyCards At Wonky Cards, we're all about turning banter into a right old Eco-friendly knees-up.

We reckon life's too short to be taken too seriously, but we're also keen as mustard about looking after our beautiful planet. That's why we've combined our love for cheeky humor with our commitment to sustainability by crafting all our cards on Eco-friendly seed paper.

14/10/2026

I 1 2 4 Q. 😼💎

Read it out loud. Slowly. 😂

Pebble said what she said. No apologies. No regrets. Just attitude. 💅

Tag someone who needs to hear this. 👀

12/10/2026

Bougie Cat, Classy Expensive and Judgemental

🚨 WARNING: If you’re thinking of someone already……you’ve got a dirty mind. 😏Go on…SHARE THIS WITH SOMEONE WHO HAS A DIRT...
02/07/2026

🚨 WARNING: If you’re thinking of someone already…

…you’ve got a dirty mind. 😏

Go on…

SHARE THIS WITH SOMEONE WHO HAS A DIRTY MIND.

Let’s see who gets exposed in the comments. 👀

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👇 Share it. We dare you.

🚨 PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT 🚨We’ve done the hard part.Now it’s your turn…TAG A T**T. 👀We’ve all got one. A mate. A sib...
02/07/2026

🚨 PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT 🚨

We’ve done the hard part.

Now it’s your turn…

TAG A T**T. 👀

We’ve all got one. A mate. A sibling. A colleague. An ex. Someone who’s absolutely earned it.

Cards from just £1.99 because making someone laugh shouldn’t cost a fortune.

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👇 Tag them if you’re brave enough.

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01/07/2026

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30/06/2026

I Love 💕 This Clip, Love ❤️ Liverpool

30/06/2026

I Love this Clip ❤️ & Love Liverpool

🌡️ Public Service Announcement:Any shenanigans that occurred...were heat related.It was **38°C**. 🤝As a nation, we simpl...
25/06/2026

🌡️ Public Service Announcement:

Any shenanigans that occurred...

were heat related.

It was **38°C**. 🤝

As a nation, we simply weren’t prepared.

No one was thinking straight.
Everyone was slightly annoyed.
The fan was on full blast.
Ice lollies became a food group.
And suddenly 22°C started sounding “quite nice.”

I’d like this statement to be accepted as my official explanation for any questionable decisions made during the heatwave.

No further questions. 😂

Tag the mate who completely lost the plot in the heat. ☀️

GreetingCards BritishProblems Summer

Happy Best Friend’s Day 🍻To the friend who knows all your secrets...Your embarrassing stories.Your questionable life cho...
08/06/2026

Happy Best Friend’s Day 🍻

To the friend who knows all your secrets...

Your embarrassing stories.
Your questionable life choices.
That one thing you swore them to never mention again.

And somehow they’re still your mate.

Tag your favourite t**t below 👇

Let’s see who has the best friendship built entirely on insults and poor decisions 😂

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12/11/2025

❤️ I L@Ve You, That’s It F@ck Off Now ❤️

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