Cuntlips

31/10/2021

Happy Halloween. Don’t forget to send the kids down for trick or treat tonight. We’ve baked up a treat for the little ones. Beware.. Cuntlip Sal’s trick, will scar them for life!

13/10/2021

We’ve finished the added touches to our lady garden!

Our water feature is gushing and the rockery is gaping more than we could’ve imagined!!
Why not pop in a drink & enjoy, before it gets too cold.

25/11/2020

Cuntlips is currently selling some of our furniture. Since we arent allowed to open wide, we thought it would be better placed elsewhere. If you’re keen to rest yourself on these plump lips, feel free to make an offer. Finished in bo***ge black with subtle pink tones, it would be fitting for any home.

27/03/2018

Come and enjoy a relaxing drink this Easter Sunday, whilst we keep the children entertained in our kiddies corner.

21/03/2018

Remember to introduce your friends to the gang at Cuntlips this spring 🐰

Don’t forget for everyone you suggest who likes our page, their status will proudly report E.G “John, likes Cuntlips” 🤣👌🏽

14/02/2018

Happy Valentines Day 💋🌹

We’re in the kitchen busy cooking up a tangy beef curtain stew for tonight’s lucky romantic guests. Only the freshest curtains will do. 😍

26/12/2017

😂 Merry Christmas from Cuntlips. Cuntlip sal tapped F. What’s new 😍

- kayla

10/12/2016

"Tis the season to be jolly". Cuntlip Sal has erected the tree ready for a very red Christmas! Treat yourself and all the family to our lovely set menu. Fun fishy starters, beef curtain burritos and a fruit salad fit for a queen, with a splodge of Sals special Christmas cream. Hmmmmm.

01/11/2016

It's half term and there's no better way to enjoy it than with some fun at Cuntlips. For this week only our lady garden has a fantastic slide. Watch the kids push their way through the bulging lips and slide out, just like the day they were born!

31/10/2015

Happy Halloween !!

30/10/2015

It's time to blow away those cobwebs and enjoy a spooky night with Cuntlip Sal and the gang. This Halloween cm down and dump a bowl of soup down your neck, whilst carving out your pumpkin to take home to the kids. The best design wins a night with Sal out the back, or up the back. Be warned, the competition is looking pretty tight!

19/10/2015

We're asking our loyal diners, drinkers and furry cup lovers to help us come up with a new and exciting logo, fitting to the ambience of bar and grill. We're thinking something along these lines.... Any suggestions welcome. 😉

Delightfully sext-positive.