01/04/2026
We have some enormous news.
After 15 years of helping entrepreneurs become Key People of Influence through coaching, community, and content, we asked ourselves a simple question:
What if we could skip all of that?
Today, we are thrilled to announce Dent Global’s official partnership with Elon Musk and Neuralink.
Introducing: KPI Direct™
A single 47-second neural upload that permanently installs the complete mindset, frameworks, skills, and instincts of a world-class entrepreneur — directly into your brain.
No cohort. No workshops. No homework.
Just you, a small titanium chip, and a brief sensation described by early testers as “a mild tingling followed by an overwhelming urge to incorporate a holding company.”
What’s included in the upload:
- The ability to see opportunity where others see obstacles
- Instant fluency in pitch meetings, media interviews, and dinner parties
- A permanent inner monologue that sounds like a cross between Warren Buffett and your most successful friend
- Proprietary Oversubscribed demand-generation instincts, pre-loaded
- Full elimination of imposter syndrome (results may vary)
Early feedback from beta testers has been extraordinary. One participant reported landing a six-figure client 11 minutes after the procedure. Another says they can now read a profit and loss statement “like it’s poetry.”
Elon himself described the collaboration as “probably fine.”
The KPI Direct™ procedure will be available at our London headquarters from 1st April, with slots filling fast.
Investment: £997 (including complimentary paracetamol and a commemorative Dent beanie)
Book your upload slot at https://bit.ly/47ytXjk
