Sidcup Auction Rooms

Sidcup Auction Rooms Sold over two days each sale consists of 900-1200 lots of antiques, collectables & good quality gen

Sold over two days each sale consists of 900-1200 lots of antiques, collectables & good quality general items.

Tired? A bit run down? Waited a long time for a fun auction to go to? Well put the barbed wire baseball bat away and wai...
04/06/2026

Tired? A bit run down? Waited a long time for a fun auction to go to?
Well put the barbed wire baseball bat away and wait for the apocalypse no longer, is here to entertain you Sidcup Auction Rooms !!

Yes, make no bones about it, we’re here for private buyers and for trade who like a little meat left on the bone…

So join at to bid on and more on June 12th & 13th!

You don’t need ‘braiiiiins’ when bacon rolls are on offer too!

Viewing Weds & Thurs before the auction, 9am-3.30pm close and 9am-11am when the auction starts!

Coming on your own because…you have ‘no body’ to go with? Not a ‘grave’ mistake, come have some fun, see you then! 😄💀

02/06/2026

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Thinking about changing my auction style, which would you prefer ? 👀

I thought this style was reserved for livestock only, but if you can’t roll your tongue, you’re out of there!! 😄
Not sure I could find the energy! 😂🥴👍

29th & 30 of May…you know what time it iiiiiisssssss!!!! is sponsored by anyone that’ll buy him a beer in the sun and ...
23/05/2026

29th & 30 of May…you know what time it iiiiiisssssss!!!!

is sponsored by anyone that’ll buy him a beer in the sun and he brings you sale time once again!!

…oh the humanity and oh how we spoil you!! 👏☀️

Once more, around 1200 lots over two days, brought to you with flare and good humour (must be true, said so on on tv 🏆).

So ready the ice bucket full of hydration and come along, find out what treasure awaits! 🪎

Viewing Weds & Thurs, 9am-3.30pm close. 9am-11am on auction days, sale starts at 11am. 👀

All enquiries on lots should be made direct to the saleroom as the FB page is run away from the auction 👍 📞

See you soon, you lovely, sun kissed folks then, but for now, enjoy the bank holiday weekend this weekend too! ☀️🥂

Auctions can be a serious business and place to be. While I respect the sanctitty of this, I refuse to become one of the...
21/05/2026

Auctions can be a serious business and place to be.

While I respect the sanctitty of this, I refuse to become one of the auctioneers that levels a sale with a dull thud of my gavel (ooer) without having fun 👌

While the humour isn’t for everyone, I’m glad that most enjoy themselves while buying with me and all at Sidcup Auction Rooms, it keeps me going too🥂.

It’s beautiful and sunny in the U.K. this weekend, so get out there, be merry and enjoy family and friends, I’ll see you on the following weekend at the next sale for more fun!

Life is sweet, enjoy every minute 🥂

Happy bank holiday weekend ☀️🥂

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Bought a box of smoke damaged MAGA’ baseball caps for £7…
15/05/2026

Bought a box of smoke damaged MAGA’ baseball caps for £7…

12/05/2026

May 15th & 16th !!!!!
I know I know I know!!
NOT 18th & 19th!!

MAY 15th & 16thhh

See you at auction!!!




The upcoming auction is filled with curiosity as you can see, plenty of memorabilia, oddtitty items 🤭, militaria, jewels...
11/05/2026

The upcoming auction is filled with curiosity as you can see, plenty of memorabilia, oddtitty items 🤭, militaria, jewels to behold and more!

May 15th & 16th and its auction time with who can only be described as, the best auctioneer in Sidcup and surrounding care homes, who is proud to home (care or otherwise).

So, come along on Weds or Thurs for viewing, 9am-3.30pm close, take a selfie with Luscious Linda in the ephemera room and you’ll find yourself wondering why you haven’t been before!(??)!

If you have of course, the s**t on show is something you’ll be used to by now. !

Lot enquiries should be made directly to auction during opening hours as the FB page is run away from the saleroom.

Catalogues and room view photo’s will be available on the main site by end of Tuesday (where you’ll find hundreds more photo’s awaiting your perusal, enjoy!☕️).

To the person who suggested that ‘the auctioneer is so great, they should erect a large golden statue of him on the roof of the saleroom for all to admire’, well, it’s a cracking suggestion and one I’d welcome, but the council have dismissed the idea as ‘one ’ is enough for any town’…

Rude.

See you at the weekend! 🍸☀️

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14 Church Road
London
DA146BX

Opening Hours

Monday 10am - 4pm
Tuesday 10am - 4pm
Wednesday 10am - 4pm
Thursday 10am - 4pm
Friday 10am - 4pm
Saturday 9am - 5pm

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