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24/12/2022

The tree is decorated,
The presents neatly wrapped,
The fridge is filled to bursting,
Our bank account now strapped!
Whatever we’ve forgotten
We will have to do without,
All that’s left to do
Is raise a glass and give a shout,
To our special friends and family
We hope your dreams come true,
May you make amazing memories,
At Christmas ’22.
Eat, drink and be merry,
As I’m sure you’ll all agree,
In the blinking of an eye,
It will be 2023!

Merry Christmas to you all from me and the pensioner!

11/11/2021

No one should ever forget.

Ponder for a moment, all the horrors of a war,
A scene of devastation, bodies strewn across the floor.
The sound of young men screaming, as their lives come to an end,
The sight of soldiers faces, as they lose another friend.
The cold and muddy trenches, with the stench of smoke and sweat.
For some this was reality
Lest we forget!

Please think for a moment, about happiness and fun,
A quiet round of golf, perhaps a cocktail in the sun.
The sound of children laughing, as they run around and play,
The family together, celebrating Christmas Day.
Brave men lost their lives for us,
We’ll always be in debt,

They fought to give us freedom
Lest we forget. ❤️

08/04/2021

Lockdown 3. Poem 87

Trev’s car door won’t open,
Getting in is quite a feat,
He climbs in through the other side,
To reach the drivers seat.
It’s going to the garage now,
To see what they can do.......
It could be one of several things,
They haven’t got a clue!
I felt a little nervy,
When I asked about the cost?
They think it’s under warranty,
So keep your fingers crossed!

07/04/2021

Lockdown 3....I don’t know what day it is! (Poem 86)

I’ve had a senior moment.....I endure it every year,
It’s bad enough on any week, it’s worse when Easter’s here.
I just don’t know what day it is, my mind can’t comprehend,
It all began last Thursday and it’s sent me round the bend.
Thursday became Friday, then on Friday I was shocked,
I turned on my tv, but Ant and Dec weren’t on the box!
Trev said I’m a plonker..... I’m the usual day ahead,
The roast I’d planned for Sunday, we had Saturday instead.
I gifted eggs on Saturday, or Sunday.....well who knows?
I think I’ve now reset my head, but let’s see how it goes!

01/04/2021

Lockdown 3 day 85

The water hose is dribbling,
All over bags of sand,
Trev’s just touched a sleeper,
And has splinters in his hand.
I say “another cuppa?”
And of course I hear “yes please”
Getting through the back door,
Has become a mighty squeeze.
The door’s blocked by a mixer,
As the gardener needs cement,
I knew it would be chaos,
But I knew not the extent!
My blood pressure needs lowering,
For it is much increased.....
I won’t be writing poems,
For a day or two at least!
Have a happy Easter,
Hope the sun stays in the sky.
Maybe one day next week,
I’ll be back here saying “Hi”. ❤️

31/03/2021

Lockdown 3 day 84

We’ve got a little tiny drive, that isn’t big enough,
To find a space to park our cars, can sometimes be quite tough.
Can you imagine what it’s like....now it is out of bounds?
Filled with lots of garden mud, all piled up in mounds.
Well yesterday our neighbour didn’t go to work on time,
Which left the gardeners stranded, so we had a lovely time! 🙈
My car out, their van in......their trailer close behind,
Parking gate at 8am! These vehicles are a bind!
On a brighter note the gardens coming on quite well,
Will it be done by Easter? I suppose that time will tell!

30/03/2021

Lockdown 3 day 83

Some experts think that lockdown rules, are easing off too soon,
Some say we should stay at home, until at least the end of June!
Others think that mixing, could be dangerous for all,
Everyone’s an expert now, it drives me up the wall!
Staggering trips to the park, is one idea I’ve heard,
Omg whatever next? this one is quite absurd!
Maybe we have to register? Download a booking app?
Or should we form a queue outside, until there is a gap?
Seeing friends and family is what life’s all about,
This may just be the right time, and it’s time we all found out!

29/03/2021

Lockdown 3 day 82

Today we’re both excited, ‘cos the gardeners on his way,
Rain I beg you don’t show up.... bad weather could stop play!
I can’t say that we’re looking forward to the mud and mess,
But getting someone here at all, fells like a big success!
We’re having a new patio, for when the sun comes out,
An outside space to socialise, is what it’s all about!
So let’s hope that it won’t take long, till we can say it’s done,
Then we’ll invite our loved ones, for some social distanced fun!

28/03/2021

Lockdown 3 day 81

We had a call from eon, well in fact we’ve had a lot,
They want to install smart meters, though want them we do not!
Every home needs power, it is not a luxury,
I’m yet to find a way to make a cheaper cup of tea.
I’ll always put the heating on if I am feeling cold,
I don’t want their display box thing, but eon won’t be told!
Eventually persistence was the way they one this war,
Hence at 8.10 Friday, their man knocked upon our door.
He had to disconnect our electricity and gas,
Its not the best of starts, because I’m not a morning lass!
He tinkered in the cupboard, till he said his job was done,
There’s probably a benefit....but we have noticed none!
I’m not sure why we had them fitted, or what they are for?
But it has stopped them phoning, and the box thing’s in the drawer!

27/03/2021

Lockdown 3 day 80

Today’s the worst day of the year, if you’re lazy like me,
At 2am tonight, the clock will jump forward to 3.
I’ll wake up with the hump.....all day I’ll play around with time,
I’ll say “it’s really 8 o’clock, although the clock says 9!”
It feels a bit like jet lag, as it messes with my head,
No sooner am I getting up, before I’m back in bed!

26/03/2021

Lockdown 3 day 79

I can’t think of a rhyme today, so I will host a quiz,
I’ll ask you the question, you say what the answer is.
I’ll try to make it easy, as no prizes can be won,
But it is something different and I think it could be fun.
Question one is....Who hates football when it’s on tv?
The answer is of course (I’m sure you all know)....it is me!
Question 2 .....who’s car is splattered with a sparrows poo?
The answer is quite obvious I’m sure...as it’s me too!
Question 3......who’s husband is a handsome, sexy man?.....
Trevor thought up this one, and he say’s the answers Jan!
Question 4 is.....what deluded bloke eats Bev’s Kiev?
You’ve all scored very well today....if you knew this one’s Trev!

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