27/05/2026
💸 THE PRICE OF JUSTICE? FOR YOU, IT’S ZERO UPFRONT. 💸
​Take a look at the image below. This is what the corporate world wants to charge normal working-class families just to look at a damp wall or stand up for them in court.
​📄 Initial Review: Up to £750 just to read your emails! "LIKE WHAT!" 🤯
​📝 Basic Disrepair Report: Up to £1,200 just to write down what you already know! "HOLY SMOKE!" 💨
​⏳ Expert Court Report: £200+ PER HOUR while the clock ticks. "OH MY GOD IVE GOT MOTHS IN MY WALLET NOW!" 🦋🪙
​⚖️ Court Attendance: Up to £3,000+ PER DAY to stand next to you in a tribunal. "HOW ARE YOU EVEN SERIOUS!!!!" 🛑
​Who has that kind of money sitting around when their kids are breathing in mold? No one. The system is designed to price you out so you stay quiet.
​Enter RobyN Hood Housing Consultancy. 🏹
​We looked at those corporate numbers and decided to shoot right through them. We don't charge you a single penny to fight your corner.
Our rates are simple:
​🎯 Initial Assessment: £0
🔍 Disrepair Report: £0
Documents CPR Court-Compliant Report: ÂŁ0
đź’Ľ Court Fees: ÂŁ0 upfront.
​We operate on a strict 10% No Win No Fee agreement. If we don't win your settlement, you don't pay us a thing. SIMPLES!
​Who needs Go Compare when you’ve got the actual 'Da Hood' handling the business? We take all the financial risk off your shoulders and put the fire exactly where it belongs—under the housing providers. 🔥
​Get in touch today. Let’s get your house and health sorted without emptying your pockets.
​⚒️'Engineering Justice to the Unheard'⚒️