PatonSmith

PatonSmith Freelance Detectives. Kickin' ass and takin' names. All within the confines of law, obviously. We are a team of bad-ass Freelance Detectives.

We will solve your mysteries with finesse and wacky punchlines.

PatonSmith infiltrating ISIS last Thursday.
10/03/2015

PatonSmith infiltrating ISIS last Thursday.

DI Smith fighting a shark.
27/09/2013

DI Smith fighting a shark.

PatonSmith subduing two suspects.
27/09/2013

PatonSmith subduing two suspects.

DI Paton in a fist fight to the death with a robot clone. Still unclear which DI Paton won.
27/09/2013

DI Paton in a fist fight to the death with a robot clone. Still unclear which DI Paton won.

DI Paton in another lethal fist fight.
27/09/2013

DI Paton in another lethal fist fight.

DI Smith was captured by ninjas. They were subdued after this snap.
27/09/2013

DI Smith was captured by ninjas. They were subdued after this snap.

28/03/2013

We've done some real heavy detecting lately. Detected a bunch of things. So, if you want anything to be detected, just get us on the case.

11/12/2012

Does anyone have any detecting that needs doing?

25/07/2012

Almost solved our first case. Detective Paton doing all the surveillance, Detective Smith watching Finding Nemo.

18/03/2012

HIRE US FOR FREELANCE DETECTING OF THINGS. Competitive rates. WE'RE CUTTING OUR OWN THROATS GUV'NOR!

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