The Great Snitch of Partington

The Great Snitch of Partington Watching out for the honest folk of Partington and snitching on the not so honest. All good banter

It’s absolutely roasting out here today and honestly? Perfect weather for a cheeky bike ride. 😎Nothing says ‘summer vibe...
06/07/2026

It’s absolutely roasting out here today and honestly? Perfect weather for a cheeky bike ride. 😎

Nothing says ‘summer vibes’ like melting in your hoodie and a balaclava that’s doing double duty as both sun protection and a daily commitment to looking like you’re about to rob a bank.

🚴‍♂️ Meet the hero of the apocalypse nobody asked for.This absolute madlad has taken the sacred art of “just getting fro...
04/07/2026

🚴‍♂️ Meet the hero of the apocalypse nobody asked for.

This absolute madlad has taken the sacred art of “just getting from A to B” and turned it into a full-on petrol-powered rebellion against legs, and the environment.

Meanwhile his mountain bike is out here cosplaying as a lawnmower.

Bro said “electric bikes are for posers” and “regular pedalling is for people who respect the planet” before bolting a tiny screaming two-stroke to his back wheel like it’s 2008 and gas is still 87p a litre.

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