07/10/2025
Today I had the pleasure of talking to a bunch of startup businesses at the LIverpool offices of The King's Trust, an organisation that does so much good work in supporting young people.
These were people in the throes of starting up their business so I talked on online marketing, some SEO & lots on marketing mindset & social media. (SEO basics, AIDA, marketing avatars, choosing the right platforms, generational differences, what's your message, social media disasters (lots of fun that one), reviews and just giving some mental tools to make sense of social media from a business perspective.
For brevity, I nearly typed [...make sense of SM...] but then I realised that would be an entirely different workshop entirely!
I very nearly swore when I had a mini-rant about LinkedIn bu****it posts. You know the ones. AI (and human) generated garbage that adds nothing. Achieves nothing. And means even less.
Yes, I'm calling out all the LinkedIn gurus. You know, the ones with perfect teeth & glossy hair (like a labrador) with a photo of their immaculate lifestyle. "You too could be like me" they insinuate, "If you only had the balls to stump up £49.99/month for my coaching".
Then I realised where I was going wrong - no professionally photographed images to accompany my post, pushing viewers into a buying frenzy.
So here it is. My cup of cold coffee to make it a perfect lifestyle post... perhaps.
But I don't really care. Because I'm not really selling stuff. Certainly not made-up guru stuff. I'm pretty much at capacity working with people I want to work with. Interesting people. Where I can make - and see - the needle move, making a tangible difference to their business.
Sure I've always got space for a chat over a coffee & an eccles cake if you want a bit of advice or would like me to shoehorn your exciting business idea in somewhere. (I'm not saying no. But I'm not saying yes either. Oooh, a toasted teacake as well? Now perhaps...)
All these AI LinkedIn posts have a parable type ending don't they, so what have I learnt today?
○ Well, I've been reminded that the The King's Trust is stuffed full of people that do great things on behalf of those just starting out (it's not just about self-employment incidentally).
○ I've seen their problem solving skills excel! (I don't even know the staffer's name who extricated me from tech hell but she was awesome)
○ I've learnt my POS laptop that's used as a presentation & homework hack is no longer compatible with modern display screens 🤬 (Should I replace or just buy some displayport adaptors. Decisions, decisions...)
○ Cold coffee still tastes disgusting
○ That I still get a bit wiped out for the next day if I've done too much at the gym following my February glitches
○ That my presentation (nominally about 3½ hours but I follow the Ken Dodd model of timekeeping) is a good 7-8000 steps long
○ That as someone once said to me, I do actually "know a lot about this stuff - for an old bloke!" 🤣