Fine Rhymes

27/07/2025

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19/07/2025

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17/07/2025

Hello everyone sadly haven't posted for a while,
About ten years ago you liked my page so i must have made you smile.
I offer to write Rhymes for wedding's maybe I did one for yourself,
Well buisness is not that good atm so i really need a little help.
I've done rhyming speeches for Brides, Grooms and the Bestman of course,
But Facebook has dried up so I need a different course.
I've teamed up with a young lady and we've come up with a plan,
We would like you to follow us on the site called Instagram.
So even more soon to be newly weds can get a bit excited,
Knowing that a humorous rhyming speech will leave their guests delighted .

Thank you please like finerhymes on Instagram.

17/07/2025

Good afternoon to you all. Please follow fine rhymes over on instagram!
Another way for you to make contact for all of your bespoke rhyming needs.

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22/10/2023

I would like to tell you a story about a Bride to be named Gemma,
She was a very pretty young lady and also very clever.
When it came to planning her wedding, she was left to her own devices,
Her fiancée said he didnt do organising, he said he prefers surprises.
He said " I'll leave you to it, i am sure you have a plan,
I have other things to worry about like choosing a bestman".
Well Gemma didn't expect anything else, and she wasn't one to nag,
She knew the only thing he would do, was organise his Stag.

So Gemma organised everything, from the church to the flowers,
She and her Mom visited bridal shops for hours and hours,
They sorted out the invites, as well as save the date,
And chose the suits for her Dad and Groom and aslo his best mate.
From chocholate fountains to candy carts and also a dove release,
They even invited their distance relatives, just to keep the peace.
Something old, something new, something borrowed something blue,
This is just a few examples of what young Gemma had to do.

Then one day something suddenly occured to Gemma,
As I said earlier she really was rather clever.
She had organised everything and at times it was lots of fun,
But once she had read her vows, her job was actually done.
Then the men will read their speeches and they will receive all the praise,
But it is her that had been planing everything for all those nights and days.
Gemma appreciated the speeches are important and are there to be enjoyed.
But the thought of her not doing a speech made her quite annoyed.
She didn't want to miss the opurtunity of thanking all her guests,
And didn't see why it was left to the Groom and a man who is the 'best'.

That's when Gemma got in touch with me, and we got our heads together,
And came up with a bespoke rhyme, which was emotional and clever.
Rhymes can be humorous as well as being unique,
And all of Gemma's guests were delighted when she got up to speak.
They all sat up in their chairs, as she held their complete atention,
As she went through her bridal party giving everyone a mention.
By the time Gemma had finished her speech, all her guests was on their feet,
Giving her a round of applause to make her day complete.

So well done Gemma for doing something different in a ever changing world,
You should be proud of yourself sweet heart, your job is now full filled
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21/03/2023

Husbands message to his wife.
"I've just done something amazing I feel the need to boast,
I have just answered the telephone, while buttering my toast.
How is that amazing?, your probably going to ask.
Well I'm being sarcastic because you said men can't multitask.
You said only women can multitask, and they do it all their lives.
And doing two things at once, Is usually left to the wives.
A woman will write a shopping list, while wiping her sons nose,
Or sort out next week child care, while pe***ng out the clothes.
You said a man can't do this, and it's very sad but true,
The only time they multitask is when they read the paper on the loo.
Well I've just changed all that, there is a bright new dawn,
I have just been texting all me mates, while cutting our front lawn.
Then I washed our car, as well as talking to the neighbour,
These are really precious things, I really need to savour.
I suppose I should help you more with this new skill I have aquired,
But I'm going for a lie down now, because those jobs have made me tired"

Wife s reply to her husband.
"Wow! you can't do just one thing, but now you can do two.
You really are pathetic, and you haven't got a clue.
You come home from work moaning about the awful day you've had.
Well I work as well you know, and my days been just as bad.
But on the way back from my job I'll run into a shop,
And get some things for the kids lunch, like biscuits and some pop.
Then I'll cook the tea, and put the things away.
Aswell as get the kids P.E kit out, as tomorrow is sports day.
Next I'lI do the ironing, and run the Hoover around,
While you turn the TV up, cause you can't hear the sound.
Then when I go up to bed, I lie awake all night,
Thinking about our sons party, and who we should invite.
But I try not to disturb you, so I lie there counting sheep,
While your multitasking again, by snoring in your sleep.
I've got one hundred and one things, spinning around my mind,
Now that's what you call multitasking, I think your probably find"
© Fine Rhymes

13/01/2021

Here's a rhyme I came up with today when it suddenly hit me the person I've took for granted all my life isn't here anymore.

I've had some sad news today Mum, can I give you a call?
Because you will make me feel better like hundreds of times before.
A problem shared is a problem halved that's what you always say,
Can I give you a call Mum I've had some bad news today.
Why aren't you answering Mum please pick up the phone,
I've had some sad news today and I'm feeling so alone.
I want to share my news with you that I've received today,
The heart breaking sad news is that you have passed away.

16/10/2016

I am a Bride, and this is my day,
And I have a few choice words that I want to say.
After all the hard work that I have done,
I dont see why it is just the men that have all the fun?,
I've organised this wedding, and it's going to plan,
I`m really not happy leaving all the talking to a man..
Look at at him standing there, all debonair and cute,
But he wouldn't be, if it wasn't for me, cause I picked out his suit!.
So thank you darling, now move aside,
Its time for a few words from your Bride.
So I read my speech, and I made it rhyme,
Thanks to these people I found on line.
I sent them all my information,
And they put it together in rhyming formation.
When i finished my speech, everyone was impressed.
They said rhyming Brides are simply the best!.
So get used to it chaps, it's the sign of the times,
Women don't just talk in riddles,
They now talk in rhymes.
But don't feel left out, they will do one for you,
They're Fine Rhymes, that's what they do.

15/07/2016

Husbands message to his wife.
I've just done something amazing I feel the need to boast,
I have just answered the telephone, while buttering my toast.
How is that amazing?, your probably going to ask.
Well I'm being sarcastic because you said men can't multitask.
You said only women can multitask, and they do it all their lives.
And doing two things at once, Is usually left to the wives.
A woman will write a shopping list, while wiping her sons nose,
Or sort out next week child care, while pe***ng out the clothes.
You said a man can't do this, and it's very sad but true,
The only time they multitask is when they read the paper on the loo.
Well I've just changed all that, there is a bright new dawn,
I have just been texting all me mates, while cutting our front lawn.
Then I washed our car, as well as talking to the neighbour,
These are really precious things, I really need to savour.
I suppose I should help you more with this new skill I have aquired,
But I'm going for a lie down now, because those jobs have made me tired.
Wife s reply to her husband.
Wow! you can't do just one thing, but now you can do two.
You really are pathetic, and you haven't got a clue.
You come home from work moaning about the awful day you've had.
Well I work as well you know, and my days been just as bad.
But on the way back from my job ill run into a shop,
And get some things for the kids lunch, like biscuits and some pop.
Then I'll cook the tea, and put the things away.
Aswell as get the kids P.E kit out, as tomorrow is sports day.
Next I'lI do the ironing, and run the Hoover round,
While you turn the TV up, cause you can't hear the sound.
Then when I go up to bed, I lie awake all night,
Thinking about our sons party, and who we should invite.
But I try not to disturb you, so I lie there counting sheep,
While your multitasking again, by snoring in your sleep.
I've got one hundred and one things, spinning around my mind,
Now that's what you call multitasking, I think your probably find.
© Fine Rhymes

16/02/2016

When my daughter was getting married, I knew what I wanted to say,
I knew the words that were needed to honour her big day.
I wanted to say how much I love her and that she is my whole world,
And since the day she was born my life has been fulfilled,
I wanted to tell the guests, stories of when she was so young,
Like when 'Barbie Girl' by Aqua, was her favourite song.
Talking about my daughter is easy because it comes straight from the heart,
But putting it into a wedding speech, now that's the tricky part.
Then some mentioned an idea which was really quite unique,
And will really give me the wow factor when I get up to speak.
They gave me their web address and I checked them out on line,
Then sent them all my information and they wrote me an amusing rhyme.
When my speech came to my email, I must say I was impressed,
And for the price they charged me, its not worth getting stressed.
It was really very good, and rhymed in every way,
It said every thing I wanted it to, cause I told them what to say.
So I read it out at the wedding, and I really must confess,
That I had a tear in my eye, because it was a huge success.
All the guest applauded, and said that it was just great,
Thank you so much Fine Rhymes, you are now my new best mate.
My daughter told me later how much she was delighted,
And how she wished she had done a speech and got Fine Rhymes to write it.
And when her sister gets married, I will defiantly use you again,
Because the rhymes are bespoke, there's never two the same.