12/08/2026
At approximately 19:17, the Sun will be temporarily obscured as part of essential celestial maintenance work. Our team has investigated, and unfortunately, this issue is outside our control.
Our engineers have confirmed that the Sun should return to normal service shortly afterwards. Thankfully, this is a once-in-a-generation outage.
Please refrain from reporting the missing Sun. We've already logged the ticket.
Disclaimer: we do not actually operate the Sun, we just thought we’d save you a phone call😉☀️