17/07/2020
[7/16, 5:43 PM] +233 55 829 5577: stressful relationship can make you so
confused!!!! Can you believe i entered a taxi today
and
forgot to sit down..😄😄
[7/16, 5:43 PM] +233 55 829 5577: Imagine u are in a bus and someone sneezed and said, this corona will not kill me
What will be the first thing u will say.
[7/16, 5:43 PM] +233 55 829 5577: *Don’t lose yourself trying to impress us on social media, we’re not your real friends*
*And we don’t care* 🤷🏻♀️
[7/16, 5:43 PM] +233 55 829 5577: *You've used sanitizer 20 times today but you've not had your bath. Continue.. Minister of Covid Dirty😢😅😅*
[7/16, 5:43 PM] +233 55 829 5577: When u were single, u dated married men and now that you're married,you're saying u can't share ur husband!
God is watching u with broken mirror!
😒😒😒
[7/16, 5:43 PM] +233 55 829 5577: Just to see if someone's
laptop can fit in my bag
And dis people are shouting
Thief Thief Thief --😒😒😒
[7/16, 5:43 PM] +233 55 829 5577: We UGLY Guys Don’t Usually Change Our Profile Pictures *
*_Because We Know How We Suffered To Look Handsome in The Previous Photo !!_*😎😎😎
[7/16, 5:43 PM] +233 55 829 5577: If she keeps shouting "faster, harder", my brother, kindly remove your dick
and put your leg inside..... Don't kill yourself for nothing.😎😎🚶♂️🚶♂️🚶♂️
[7/16, 5:43 PM] +233 55 829 5577: *Any female born after 2000,,can't Cook a good meal 😖all they do is twerk, charge their phones, be le****ns and lie 😖😖🚮*
[7/16, 5:43 PM] +233 55 829 5577: Pls my future wife before I marry u we have to see each other's account balance ,I hate poverty😂😂😂😄owerri boys chai
[7/16, 5:43 PM] +233 55 829 5577: My brother ,she's not slow at texting ,she's texting someone better than you 😒😒😜😜
[7/16, 5:43 PM] +233 55 829 5577: *My sister, if you are dating a soldier, please change your relationship status to "Military zone, keep off" and save us civilians from beatings.*
I nearly died last night.
🤕🤕🤕🤕🤕🤕🤕🤕🤕🤕
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[7/16, 5:43 PM] +233 55 829 5577: *How to make a girl run mad the same day.First buy her iPhone and in the night send area boys to come and steal it😋😉*
[7/16, 5:43 PM] +233 55 829 5577: *Respect your boyfriend's friends, because they are the only people who knows whether ur bf loves you or not.*
[7/16, 5:43 PM] +233 55 829 5577: *Herrrrrrr, yesterday I bought eggs, I cracked them and found nothing inside, its like chickens have started using condoms.*
Family planning in poultry too?
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
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[7/16, 5:43 PM] +233 55 829 5577: *DEAR GENTLEMEN,*
*May your daughter be treated the same way you treat your girlfriend*
*Thank God I'm innocent, i have a Boy*💪💪💪
[7/16, 5:43 PM] +233 55 829 5577: *You never marry, you never born pikin, take this microphone🎤, and tell us why your "BREAST FALL". 😂 😂🏃♂️🏃♂️*
[7/16, 5:43 PM] +233 55 829 5577: *Do u remember when you used 2 wait for 12:30am so u could do midnight call wit your love.How far wit the relationship now???*💔😌
[7/16, 5:43 PM] +233 55 829 5577: VERY DEEP ooooooo
NEVER GIVE UP IN LIFE
Who ever know that face mask will compete and defeat lipsticks and makeup?🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔
[7/16, 5:43 PM] +233 55 829 5577: *You work a whole day, tirelessly, then get paid and you use that money to buy data and watch p**n. My brother you're not serious with your life*😅😅🤣🤣🤣
[7/16, 5:43 PM] +233 55 829 5577: *The loudest sound in the world is the sound of a pot's cover when you want to steal meat at night...*
😯😯😯😯😯😯
*Do u still remember?*
[7/16, 5:43 PM] +233 55 829 5577: Those of you who greet married people and end up saying
*"how was your night"*
What do you want to know?
🤣🤣🤣
[7/16, 5:43 PM] +233 55 829 5577: *If u are inside a bus and u don't have enough*
*Money to pay just start preaching and ask for*
*Offering😁 that has been my formula since😂😂*
🇸🇱
[7/16, 5:44 PM] +233 55 829 5577: *Dating broke married men is* *not only a sin, is like* *stealing an empty handbag*
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
[7/16, 5:44 PM] +233 55 829 5577: *Taste her cooking before you marry her. Many people fell in love with beauty and ended up eating bread and coke.!😝*
[7/16, 5:44 PM] +233 55 829 5577: *Your boyfriend No Get Apartment yet you do valentine frame for am. Where you want make he hang am? Him Neck or Waist*?
*Inside Life*🤣🤣🤣🏃♀️🏃♀️🏃♀️🏃♀️🏃♀️🏃♀️🏃♀️🏃♀️
[7/16, 5:44 PM] +233 55 829 5577: *You that claim your mother is your bestie and she knows everything about you, does she know that 3rounds cannot satisfy you??"*👩🏼🦯👩🏼🦯👩🏼🦯🙄🙄🙄🤭
[7/16, 5:44 PM] +233 55 829 5577: *That awkward moment u're with ur bae nd u want to fart silently bt then boom!!satan connects speaker*💔🙆♂️🙆♂️😜😂😂😂
[7/16, 5:44 PM] +233 55 829 5577: *Bus drivers should stop the habit of moving the bus before we seat down.*
*Today a certain lady grabbed my dick for support.*
🙈🙈🙈
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[7/16, 5:44 PM] +233 55 829 5577: It's only in Africa where members of a whatsapp group will download a p**n video then tell the admin to remove you 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
[7/16, 5:44 PM] +233 55 829 5577: *Ghost members are just funny sha...... 🤣😅🤣*
*They think that the data they use in spying and reading other people's chats is different from the one we use in chatting 🤣🤣😅🤣🤣😅*
[7/16, 5:44 PM] +233 55 829 5577: Beauty lies in the eyes of the guy wey never chop you😏
You better be wise oo 🤣🤣🤣🤪
[7/16, 5:44 PM] +233 55 829 5577: Wife: *Alcohol won't take you anywhere dear*
Hus: *Nobody drinks it as a mode of transport* .🤣🤣🤣
[7/16, 5:44 PM] +233 55 829 5577: *So Because of ordinary face masks😷😷 my sister you are now Dating a tailor*
*What is wrong with some girls😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣😂😂*
[7/16, 5:44 PM] +233 55 829 5577: *Just imagine after having s*x, U hear some kids from the window saying, "let's go, they have finished... what will you do😂😂😜*
[7/16, 5:44 PM] +233 55 829 5577: The best wife on earth is a hen, because she feeds the kids without disturbing the husband, congrats to our hens
😂😀😀😀
[7/16, 5:44 PM] +233 55 829 5577: A pot-belly without a corresponding bank account is an illegal structure😂😂😂😂
[7/16, 5:44 PM] +233 55 829 5577: if we're given two years to do assignments, some of us will still do it on the night of submission 😉😉😁😂
[7/16, 5:44 PM] +233 55 829 5577: Am I the only one who sings gospel when walking🚶 in the dark
Lol😂😂😂💚😂😂
[7/16, 5:44 PM] +233 55 829 5577: She returns my ring after 9 years of engagement Trust no woman
Am still looking for sniper to engage with😏😔
[7/16, 5:44 PM] +233 55 829 5577: *Am just singing and dancing right now, my house rent problem is finally over, My landlord impregnated my sister* 💔😂😂😂🏃♂🏃♂🏃♂
