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15/07/2016

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6-year-old: How will I know when I'm a grown-up?

Me: Do you dread getting out of bed?

6: No.

Me: You're not there yet.

15/07/2016

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My 2-year-old uses the same word for "yes," 'no," and "maybe."

She expects me to read her mind to know what she means

She's fluent in wife

15/07/2016

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[driving]

4-year-old: Can I ask a question?

Me: Only if it's important

4: Do owls have eyelashes?

Me:

4:

Me: *pulls over to Google it*

07/07/2016

Retweeted Exploding Unicorn ():

My 6-year-old walked into the room and said, "Don't worry, Dad. I'm OK."

Time to search the house for whatever she destroyed.

07/07/2016

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6-year-old: I can’t reach anything.

Me: You’re too small.

6: I’m the right size. The world is too big.

07/07/2016

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Wife: How was your day?

[flashback to me chasing the dog around the yard with a hose because he had diarrhea and rolled in it]

Me: Normal.

17/05/2016

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My 5-year-old told her little sister I was going to sell her to the circus

That's the last time I'll trust a kindergartner to keep a secret

01/05/2016

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[kids run through the house]

Me: You're driving me crazy.

3-year-old: I'm too little to drive.

01/05/2016

Retweeted Exploding Unicorn ():

My toddler is walking around the house saying, "Jesus."

I can't tell if she's praying or just really pi**ed off about something.

01/05/2016

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5-year-old: Want to play house? I'll be Mom and you be you.

Me: OK, what should I do?

5: Stand there while I yell at you.

31/10/2013

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El único final feliz que conozco es el fin de semana.

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