06/10/2019
THE BABY IS HOT
'Rubbish! Jerry flew his books to the bed placed his two hands on his forehead protested it down to his waist " Why am i so unlucky, almost every guy in the campus has a girlfriend now chioma just turned me down! Am i not handsome like other guys'? He faced the Wall mirror agreeing to either the adverbial questionings "Gush" he pushed over pull off his navy blue shirt, on-zipped his pinging Pencil jumped up trouser that was very convincing to attract Chioma without him uttering much words, chioma is a year 3 student in microbiology whose father is among the top best lecturers in the university. Landing all to the bed, now with a purple mini pants perturbed by what to do, " I think some beans were left inside the pot' he headed over outside and burst into the kitchen cardboard, uncovered the pot, chioma disappointment left him not reckoning table manners he patted on the floor stretched out at the corner to catch the hot pure water beside as he ate angrily with the cooking spoon' neglecting if chioma could even sight her at such disgusting eating Manner's ' who cares' he beat up the pot, pour in the water in his mouth which sounded like water leaving a 20liter can, " F**k her" He went back to the room and bounced back to the bed derisory of the Fact that chioma was her close Reading-mate " which kind devil push me to talk to her that i loved her! it was too hasty for me" he acclaimed, stood up from the bed walked to and fro hoping he took the time back and just neglect her at entrance of the school Prep hall, he pranced through, sat down on the bed looking like a disappointed footballer who just missed a goal " I think i should call and let her know am just joking " he thought picking up his phone searched her name in his contact list " Yes that's her number No!' He dropped back the phone she could be more dangerous!' He exhale, panting verbosely like recovered lose wrestler! " Ah! He revised the statement of hers in his head. " 'J' please whenever you want to talk to me if it has nothing to do with our academics, i think you should better save those word's to yourself cause as for me i don't really care and i don't even know what you are talking about' Chioma bursted calmly, leaving him standing for a seconds like a solider in his working post! Paying attention to her as she walked out from the scene 'j' was her favorite way of abbreviating his name with a Romantic tone that gave him high hopes that most often calling the name 'J' made him thinking that she has an interest on him which actually motivated him to come after her ' O boy love no be crime o no dey form pastor, if you love somebody go straight to her tell her sey you love am eh! Because no time no time at all' D- Boy teased him with such renown popular Nigeria circular music. ' Chai D- boy you are the one who have put me into this mess.
" Thunder wey just lost in papa go kill you Jerry" Chima burst into the house as jerry woke up from his delima " What" he dropped his book hooked him up as some neighbor came for his rescue " Guys wetin, why una wan fight" Chima was hold back while jerry was only confused from the whole scenario " Guy calmed down tell us why you wan fight this afternoon' the next guy ordered " you can't imagine this mongo park, this university illiterate took my beans and Ate it up after he had already finished his in the morning' Chima roared, it was laughable thou but wasn't funny for him " it is okay guy" another guy tried calming him down " it's not okay until he provides my beans just they way i left it in that pot before going out this morning for lectures' He almost cried leaving the house so early to catch up with Mr Akindele's class GST 204 on criminology was the worst lengthy teaching so far whose teachings are righteously justified to be "keep to date" coming late deducts your mark in that course missing it reduces it and nobody dares to move an inch once he started, applaudable akindele has the highest student park up in the Role sitting at the lecturing rooms covering about 1005 scholars offering his course how he managed to maintain this very number with strenuous pragmatic ways was iconic " you are a Pratt!' Jerry voiced out not expected by anyone his case with chioma seems to be speaking at the presence using the opportunity to recognized that he was Angry " Because of common beans you woke me up in the beautiful sleep i was having, shouting around like a hopeless dog in fact you are a bingo no wonder you study criminology people who use to bark without no invitations of it! Jerry roared,' this time the fight was loosed a bit for both to exercise few combats they held them back again ' "imbecile, awkward peanut, you can't even toast a girl you claim you loved by asking me to Orient you on what to say and you claim you are medical student i think you are used for those medical experiment Shameless thieve, Coward!" Guys around laughed but where eager to separate the two furious men those word's light up his head reminding him that his misfortune was obviously drown from the uncoded Romantic poetical words given to him by Chima on how to pull chioma down to love him and not the advised by D-boy, Jerry gave him a punch he bounced back on jerry both girded on the floor stretching out punches others pulled them out but eyes became red like the local spherical strong pepper, breathing heavily as both left separated ways!..
# Kingsley Christian
# Stupendous bleeding pen
