23/01/2013
That's the way you do it.
Not by "Playing guitar on the MTV", but rather outsousing your work to the chinese, paying them a fraction of your salary and spending your day on FB, e-bay, etc.
No, this is not the Onion, it's not April Fools, and I'm not making this up. All of this comes straight from Verizon, or more specifically, a case study from 2012 outlined by its security ...