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27/12/2022

I took a taxi as i was going to work and sat next to a very pretty and fair lady. I greeted her and asked her for her name but she ignøred me.😌😌😌

I removed my phone from pocket and made a fakΔ“ call, πŸ˜ƒπŸ˜ƒπŸ˜ƒπŸ˜ƒ

"Hello, it's Diala Emmanuel πŸ™‚, wash all those cars and park them east wing of the estate. I'll be back in a week's time!!!.😏😏😏😏

I continues

"I had to even take a taxi to the airport to catch my flight to Dubai. Open my bed cupboard, u will see the sum of $25,000 use it for ur needs, ok..."

The lady was starring at me while i pretended with the fake call.

Very convinced that i got her, i stopped the call and asked her,

"Why are u looking at me like that?" πŸ™„πŸ™„πŸ™„πŸ™„πŸ™„

She replied,

"Take, this is the battery of ur phone. It fell down when u were removing ur phone out of ur pocket 😳😳😳😳😳😳😳...."

I couldn't make pim for over
5 seconds , my shirt
Was soaked with Sweat πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ™‚πŸ™‚

Village people why ❓ 😭 😭

27/12/2022

SMART KIDSπŸ‘ŒπŸ˜‚

TEACHER: How old is your father?

KID: He is 6 years.

TEACHER: What? How is this possible?

KID: He became father only when I was born.

(Logic!! Children are quick and always speak their minds.)

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TEACHER: Maria, go to the map and find North America.

MARIA: Here it is.

TEACHER: Correct. Now, Class, who discovered America?

CLASS: Maria.

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TEACHER: Glenn, how do you spell 'Crocodile?'

GLENN: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L

TEACHER: No, that's wrong.

GLENN: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.

(I love this child.)

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TEACHER: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?

DONALD: H I J K L M N O.

TEACHER: What are you talking about?

DONALD: Yesterday you said it's H to O.

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TEACHER: Clyde, your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy this?

CLYDE: No, sir; it's the same dog.

(I want to adopt this kid!!!)

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TEACHER: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?

HAROLD: A teacher.

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PASS THIS AROUND AND MAKE SOMEONE LAUGH!

LAUGHTER IS THE SOUL'S MEDICINE!

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